What's it called when a girl named Samantha keeps telling ridiculous puns?
Ridiculously photogenic humans (Credit: how.how)
The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous,
But backwards it’s even more stupid.
Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
I go through so much shampoo it's just ridiculous!
I don't know, maybe my head is bigger than most but it does say to use a cap full.
Do you want to hear a joke about dairy farmers?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
I have been diagnosed with special vision able to identify comic buffoonery and ridiculous humor...
...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.
What type of car do cats like to drive?
A Catillac.
Yep, pretty ridiculous. 😄
Dairy Queen’s sign in there shop. “Ridiculous” but as RiDQulous
*On a date*
Date: So, what do you do?
Me: * holds up menu * you just pick one from this picture book of meals.
I got fired from my job this week, which is ridiculous when I'm putting in 70+ hours..
Go ahead, ridicule me for not knowing what confectioner's sugar is.
I saw two cows staring at me from behind a bush.
I think it was a steak out.
Advisors: Mr president you can't just buy Greenland.!! That's ridiculous! Trump: but then how come
Mr. Time was ironically always late to his appointments, so to solve this his best friend made a bet with him that if he was late to his firstborn's birth, his friend would name him the most ridiculous name he could think of.
Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time
"You're ridiculous"
I said lovingly to my fiancé (and really great dad to his daughter).
His reply, "I wonder if the first person was just...diculous".
I get to live with a dad joke machine.
My wife didn't think I would name our baby daughter something ridiculous.
I've heard of going door-to-door, but this is ridiculous.
My wife HHHHAAAAAADDDDDD to buy these. She is so udderly ridiculous sometimes.
I once saw two men quarreling because both claimed that his family name is Fuck and the other is lying. After seeing their IDs, I found out that only one man was telling the truth, the one with the first name What.
My brother is starting a history degree and one of his modules is studying the Stuarts
My dad asked, "Jackie or Rod?"
I’ve been ridiculed ever since making a shirt out of lightbulbs,
But now, it’s my time to shine.
Imagine how ridiculous a skunk would be if it didn't spray...
It wouldn't make any scents!
My wife dumped me for only talking about video games.
It’s such a ridiculous thing to fallout 4
What do you call a caveman’s fart?
How do elephants hide in the jungle?
They paint their balls red and hide in cherry trees.
How did Tarzan die.
He went picking cherries.
I find it ridiculous that a restaurant would serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap
But there really is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise
Edit: place to plate, credit to /u/wonderquads
The circle is the most ridiculous shape out there.
There's absolutely no point to it.
"£1.50 for a cup of tea?! That's ridiculous!"
"Well, listen grandad, you just popped over, I didn't invite you".
My friend made the worst (best) computer pun while talking about how ridiculous 'hacker' images are.
imgur.com/z7Cl1rx
These cows are really milking the shade. Utterly ridiculous.
I miss my SO a lot. I end up kissing and hugging thin air and she says it makes me look ridiculous. How do I recalibrate my aim? (r/fifthworldproblems)
reddit.com/r/fifthworldpr…
If we think something is ridiculous we like to say "I'll believe it when pigs fly"
But we all know swine flu
In my family, we like to ridicule whoever gets the fewest amount of gifts at Christmas.
(This is a true story.)
Usually this is my Dad. My Mom will be opening presents all day, and Dad is done after he unwraps his three gifts.
We really give him a hard time and he loves it. He's a champ.
Well one year, we're opening gifts, and my brother's got almost nothing in his little pile. He had recently bought a house and his main gift was a garden hose.
This is exciting because we're gonna just tear into him. He is a good sport and he is ready to bask in the glory of his Christmas failure.
We finish the unwrapping and my Dad looks over to him and says "Well son, you really got hosed this year".
P.S. I am x-posting my own comment from an AskReddit thread at someone's suggestion, and definitely NOT in a shameless quest for karma.
The creator of the hokey pokey died from the coronavirus.
Only his closest family was at the funeral but they live streamed it on Zoom.
Some degenerate hacked the feed and starting playing the hokey pokey audio and he kept putting his left foot in and out of the coffin.
His family was initially horrified at the hack but later was able to laugh a little, out of the sheer ridiculousness of the situation. They learned to live in the moment and remember the good moments of life, and that’s what it’s all about.
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A panel of people came together to ridicule the marijuana industry
My ex came up with this ridiculous story of how we broke up...
Don't listen to her, she's just ex-aggerating.
Girlfriend: "The amount of ducks you have here is ridiculous..."
Me: "You mean reduckulous..."
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back
My neighbors are ridiculous!
It's only January and they already have their Christmas decorations up.
My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.
I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."
She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.
Before I left for camp, my mom said she was taking me shopping for toiletries. My dad said, don't be ridiculous...
Toilets don't grow on trees.
Pandas are already so cute and loveable. I don't know why they behave so ridiculously as well.
I think they're just pandaring to their audiences
The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous,
But backwards it’s even more stupid.
The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous...
But backwards it’s even more stupid...
The word diputseromneve may look ridiculous
But backwards it's even more stupid.
The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous…
...but backwards, it’s even more stupid…
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