What's it called when a girl named Samantha keeps telling ridiculous puns?

Samantics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hans-oberlander
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2016
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I was thinking of joining the space force until I heard about the ridiculous physical requirements!

Turns out I'm a little short for a stormtrooper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yarron_Dragoste
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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To the ridiculous
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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The word β€˜Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous,

But backwards it’s even more stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I go through so much shampoo it's just ridiculous!

I don't know, maybe my head is bigger than most but it does say to use a cap full.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctikavanian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I have been diagnosed with special vision able to identify comic buffoonery and ridiculous humor...

...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Dairy Queen’s sign in there shop. β€œRidiculous” but as RiDQulous
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Advisors: Mr president you can't just buy Greenland.!! That's ridiculous! Trump: but then how come
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jithu97
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I got fired from my job this week, which is ridiculous when I'm putting in 70+ hours..

every single year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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My wife didn't think I would name our baby daughter something ridiculous.

But I called her Bluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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Mr. Time was ironically always late to his appointments, so to solve this his best friend made a bet with him that if he was late to his firstborn's birth, his friend would name him the most ridiculous name he could think of.

Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impostorbot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Rated R for Ridiculous
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puntasticuser
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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"You're ridiculous"

I said lovingly to my fiancΓ© (and really great dad to his daughter).

His reply, "I wonder if the first person was just...diculous".

I get to live with a dad joke machine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crescuesanimals
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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My wife HHHHAAAAAADDDDDD to buy these. She is so udderly ridiculous sometimes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoctisAlam
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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I've heard of going door-to-door, but this is ridiculous.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonujohny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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The circle is the most ridiculous shape out there.

There's absolutely no point to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mad_Hatter_Bot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2017
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Imagine how ridiculous a skunk would be if it didn't spray...

It wouldn't make any scents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curlsey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I find it ridiculous that a restaurant would serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap

But there really is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

Edit: place to plate, credit to /u/wonderquads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chemispe
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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My friend made the worst (best) computer pun while talking about how ridiculous 'hacker' images are. imgur.com/z7Cl1rx
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morganamilo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2015
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"Β£1.50 for a cup of tea?! That's ridiculous!"

"Well, listen grandad, you just popped over, I didn't invite you".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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These cows are really milking the shade. Utterly ridiculous.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MackAttack815
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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I miss my SO a lot. I end up kissing and hugging thin air and she says it makes me look ridiculous. How do I recalibrate my aim? (r/fifthworldproblems) reddit.com/r/fifthworldpr…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBadger40
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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If we think something is ridiculous we like to say "I'll believe it when pigs fly"

But we all know swine flu

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Girlfriend: "The amount of ducks you have here is ridiculous..."

Me: "You mean reduckulous..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BopNiblets
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2014
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My ex came up with this ridiculous story of how we broke up...

Don't listen to her, she's just ex-aggerating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnderScout_77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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I've heard of button-mashers, but this is ridiculous imgur.com/HL2hOdF
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coladict
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2014
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My neighbors are ridiculous!

It's only January and they already have their Christmas decorations up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucky5150
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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Before I left for camp, my mom said she was taking me shopping for toiletries. My dad said, don't be ridiculous...

Toilets don't grow on trees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whosevelt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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Whale that is ridiculous imgur.com/7okUAVu
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrollTribe
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2015
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I knew my wife was hiding secrets from me but this is ridiculous... imgur.com/228cwrW
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceFitz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2014
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I ate a really ridiculous amount of pasta today...

Seriously, it was pre-pasta-rous!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imadeaname
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2015
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It January second and people already have their Christmas lights up....this is getting ridiculous.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meatballin12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2017
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My wife called me ridiculous

I told her she's ridicumore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaltimoreBirdGuy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2015
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The most ridiculous situation ever, capped off with an epic dad joke

A few years ago, my dad and I were building an addition onto his house. He rented a tool from the hardware store and had to return it, so he asked me to come with him and we would get some breakfast. There was a Burger King nearby, so we decided to stop there to eat.

When we go to the drive-through, we realize the restaurant was closed down, so he drove around the building to get back on the highway. As we were passing the dumpsters, he stopped the car, backed it up, and pointed towards the ground near the dumpster. I looked for a few seconds, trying to see what he was pointing at.

Then... I saw it.

It was a giant, 12+ inch black dildo, standing upright next to the dumpster. It propped itself up on its fake dildo balls, gently swaying in the breeze.

I was astonished. I couldn't even imagine what events in the universe had to line-up so as to end up with that giant dildo meticulously placed next to the dumpster at a closed-down Burger King. I couldn't even begin to fathom why it was there.

My dad, with perfect timing, then shouted "GAY TIMES WILL BE HAD TONIGHT!" and sped out of the parking lot.

We ended up going to Denny's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OBJHamSandwich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2013
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The word β€˜Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous,

But backwards it’s even more stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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The word β€œdiputseromneve” may look ridiculous...

But backwards it’s even more stupid...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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The word β€œdiputseromneve” may look ridiculous…

...but backwards, it’s even more stupid…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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The word diputseromneve may look ridiculous

But backwards it's even more stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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