Sweat Puns

My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.

Also: don't pet the sweaty things

Because there will be no fans at games.

I can't imagine how miserable I'd be if I didn't have that can of Pringles in the cupboard....

And She’s my ins-perspiration

Then I realized it was just a Fanta Sea.

But that's just my two scents.

I shall call it the Humidititty

Which is probably why I'm no longer a barman.

Relative humidity.

Exorcising

Now I have to put it back together.

I didn't even need a paintbrush.

It's an o dor parfum

I tried exercising, but I was allergic to it. My skin became flushed, my heart raced, and I got all sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

Because I feel cooler

So my family and I were clothes shopping and when we got in the car afterwards, my mom said that something smelled like sweat. My dad turns and says, "well, ChikaChikaSlimShady just bought a sweatshirt!"

BF: Maybe you're doing this? (picks up handful of coins, starts sifting through them)

Me: What?

BF: Going through the change

When it can be called humidtitties.