My daughter got me a “Canada “ sweater for Christmas... I asked why since we live in the USA?
“It’s aspirational “ she said.
Ooooof...
The sweater I got for Christmas was picking up static electricity. So I went to the store to return it.
They gave me another one. Free of charge.
The sweater my kids gave me last Christmas kept picking up static electricity…
So I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…free of charge.
Mom told me she's getting me a sweater for Christmas.
I told her I'd rather have a screamer ...
or maybe just a moaner.
I gave my other half a sweater for Christmas.
They really wanted a screamer or a moaner, but they got a sweater.
What did the Spanish teacher say when wearing her new wool Christmas sweater?
Fleece navidad!
Step dad's ugly Christmas sweater
http://imgur.com/2qEvhzq.jpg
Everyone is wearing ugly Christmas sweaters,
sweater you like it or not.
Im getting nowhere with my dad's Christmas list...
Me: "What do you want for Christmas?"
Dad: "A sweater always works...although I do have your mother and she sweats enough for both of us!!!!!"
This was through text message, so yes all those exclamation points are necessary.
I got a new sweater for Christmas, but it was picking up too much static electricity
I returned it for a new one, free of charge
I got a new sweater for Christmas, but it was picking up too much static electricity
I exchanged it for a new one, free of charge
The sweater I got last Christmas kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…
…free of charge.
The sweater my kids gave me last Christmas kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…
...free of charge...
