Roll Neck Puns

" Did you know that Chiropractor is the most prevalent profession in Ukraine?"

"Hmm, I had no idea"

"Yeah, it's 'cause when you live there you crane your neck a lot"

eye roll

Me-"Is my neck really that big " in reference to a drawing my friend did of me.

Mom- be careful or you are going to develop a complex

Dad- in passing says, "develop a duplex and we can live together."

Mom and I- sigh and eye roll.

My boyfriend got me this morning.

He was making silly faces, squishing his chin into his neck to make a bunch of neckrolls. He looked at me and said, "You love my neckrolls, though, right?" I replied, "Ohh yeah, I do!"

Then he nailed me, "Guess that makes you a neck-roll-pheliac."

Never thought I'd hear that one...