Chain Mail Puns

A list of puns related to "Chain Mail"

Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?

Because it's Holey Armor.

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?

All the chain mail.

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👤︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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How do Knights communicate ?

Chain mail

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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What's a knight's favorite type of e-mail?

Chain mail!

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👤︎ u/chaoticgood
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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Why did the knight ask his friends to send his armor to their friends?

It was chain mail.

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👤︎ u/AyoRobo
📅︎ May 07 2020
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Postal workers are always so miserable.

You would be too if you were lugging around never-ending chain mail.

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👤︎ u/Manartguy
📅︎ Mar 22 2018
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