I'm never missed
I said... you’ll be mist...
Its a towel
######Me: [looking thru the grocery bags] I definitely got it
Wife: don't you dare
Me: it must've evaporated
He found P in pee.
"A boil."
If you create puns and don't write them down, they evaporate into the aether, but if you post them to /r/puns, they will stay on the Ethernet.
Old people will remember "Carnation" instant milk (powered milk). I got to thinking that if you added water to Carnation milk, then let it evaporate back to a powder,... then add water again it would be "ReinCarnation!"
[Yes, I'm a dad, so I'm fully licensed for such humor]
They ask: are you guys going to get any more evaporative coolers? The employee answers: I’m not sure, we’ve been pretty SWAMPED recently so for now we’re all out.
***Was I the employee in this story? ...yes
When the water evaporates, there is no longer any solution.
This is from an actual IM chat I had with someone a while back. This was all on impulse. Nothing was planned.
ME: The main reason you want a strong lock is not because they're unbreakable, but because your neighbor should be the easier target.
HIM: Ayup. Although if you want an impenetrable lock, might I recommend Benson's Black Hole Vaults?
ME: I'd want to be able to get my stuff out, again, too.
HIM: Wait long enough. It'll evaporate out.
ME: ... in the same state in which I deposited it in the vault.
HIM: Don't want much, do you?
ME: I could try to sell the stuff in its evaporated state ... But I don't like hawking radiation.
HIM: boo HISS
Customer: Do you guys have any evaporated milk?
Employee: Sorry, it's all gone...
Her: Hey, do you know where they keep evaporated milk here?
I: Well, if it's evaporated milk, then it's in the air around us!
I immediately got a sigh and a "seriously?" look.
