Perfect for sweater weather

A friend of mine made a sweater out of alphabet soup and a needle.

I asked "how'd you manage that one?"

He said, "it was easy once I put together a string of letters"

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📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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Autocorrect was my pal on this one

My girlfriend was texting me from a different city and said "The weather app said it would be cold today yet it's ducking 73 out here and I'm wearing a sweater."

I hit her with the "Geese babe, that seriously isn't pheasant at all..."

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📅︎ Nov 25 2015
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