Cardigan (sweater) Puns

A list of puns related to "Cardigan (sweater)"

My wife said 'I need to go grab my cardigan'...

I replied: 'what happened to getting it the first time?'.
Edit: my highest rated comment is a dad joke. I'll do my best not to let it go to my head. (Unless i get a call, I'm posting this from my phone)

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👤︎ u/StretchSmiley
📅︎ Oct 02 2016
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Me: "Honey, have you seen my sweater"?

Wife: "I think you left it in the cardigan".

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👤︎ u/johnnyhottub
📅︎ Jan 02 2020
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What do you call a gambler's sweater?

A CARD-igan.

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👤︎ u/monster6195
📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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For some reason, the cashier wanted me to steal the sweater I already owned..

She told me to swipe my cardigan.

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👤︎ u/mikeybaseball
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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My dad made a classic joke today at dinner...

"I think we should hike Mt. Cardigan in the next couple weeks before it gets cold...but you know, you have to bring a sweater!"

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👤︎ u/Laureltess
📅︎ Aug 22 2013
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