Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents. (Intense)
Did you hear about the clown who was sacked from the circus?
He’s suing for funfair dismissal.
Bought a circus ticket to see the gypsy girl's dancing bear.
The all vegetable circus came to town yesterday.
I hear their clown act is corny.
Yeah yeah yeah, the circus fire was in tents but did you hear the one about the giant who got super drunk and threw up?
Really, you didn't about that? It was all over town.
I took my boys to the traveling circus and told them to keep their focus on the biggest pole...
...because that's the center of a tent son.
You're in a dirty fistfight against a gang of circus performers. Who do you take down first to weaken the whole team?
Breaking news: Fire at Circus
Fire chief says it’s pretty in tents
Did you hear about the riot at the circus?
The fighting was intense.
How do you kill a circus?
What happened when the dog went to the Flea circus?
Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!
It’s called The Greatest Snowman.
Took my kids to the circus.
They especially enjoyed watching the clowns.
We won a backstage tour after the show, and happened to notice that all the people who were tallying up the tickets and sales were dressed as clowns, and happened to be little people...but none of them had been in the performances. When I asked the tour guide why they were dressed up even though they weren’t in the show, he replied, “Don’t you know? It’s the little jesters that count”.
What's the best way to kill a circus?
Have you heard about the lions that escaped from the circus last night?
I heard they went straight to the juggler
Who can X-Men and circus performers call to lift their large vehicles?
What's the best way to stop a circus?
Go for the juggular.
^(sorry I didn't know how I should spell the last word.)
A local circus caught fire today
What's a circus performers favorite muscle?
I went to circus school but forgot to bring supplies.
I left my three-ring binder at home.
There was a huge fire at the circus last night!
It was in tents!
Source: facebook Dad Jokes
Yesterday at the circus I saw two fire breathers arguing.
I guess they were having a heated discussion.
At the circus a midget touched my wife’s boob.
I think someone put him up to it though....
When i was at a circus my mom bought me a clown shaped lollipop
My dad used to get shot from a cannon at the circus. When he retired they had to close the show.
They couldn't find another man of his caliber.
How did Donald.J leave the circus with 4 of his kids?
With a Trumpety Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump
Why are squirrels not circus animals?
They don’t like to work for peanuts.
What is the hardest part about joining the circus?
They make you jump through all sorts of hoops.
Finally left my job at the circus where I was part of the human pyramid
That's a huge weight off my shoulders
Did I ever tell you about the summer I spent circumcising elephants for the circus?
The pay wasn’t much but the tips were enormous
What does Spider=man become when he joins the circus?
What is the difference between a circus and a strip club?
The circus is filled with cunning stunts
Why are circus fires hard to put out?
I woke up and thought I was at the circus.
There was the big tent, in front of me.
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