Did you hear about the clown who lived in the desert?
He had a dry sense of humor.
Cake day original joke! Why don’t penguins like eating clown fish?
Because they taste funny!
Why did the clown hold the door open?
Because it's a nice jester
Not many know this, but in 1972 Bozo The Clown released a fragrance line.
It didn't sell very well.
People thought it smelled funny.
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
No one at my party was able to break the clown piñata.
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one says to the other...
"does this taste funny to you?"
We all have heard about Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime.
But have you heard about his father who was Joking.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
is that a romantic jester?
Always wanted to be a rodeo clown, but couldn’t because I have stomach problems
At a clown’s funeral, everybody brought flowers.
There wasn’t a dry face in the house.
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
"Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies?"
If you boil a clown…
… is it considered laughing stock?
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
What Kind Of Plastic Does A Clown Use?
My doctor, who is also a clown... Asked me what seems to be the problem
I said, funny you should ask
Did you hear about the murder in the clown mafia?
The police are saying it was an inside joke.
My friend works as a clown and doesn't earn much money so he spends every cent carefully.
What’s something you question about a clown that farts?
I found out recently that it’s very common for Clowns to suffer from bad necks.
I guess it’s because they always sleep funny.
What do you call an imported clown car?
What was the clown allergic to?
A clown opened up my post today
Why did the clown get arrested?
My friend asked me how many clowns I saw at the carnival today and I said
Somebody was giving me a synopsis of their fan fic that includes a killer clown, a talking dog, and a flying house and at the end they said
I would only kill a clown if my family was about to starve to death.
We either digest the clown, or we die jesting!
My girlfriend's ex was a clown.
Looks like I've got some pretty big shoes to fill.
Why don't we eat clown meat?
What do you call an eggy clown?
Why can cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Happy Father’s Day ya filthy animals
I was feeling a little depressed, and then I saw a clown doing sit-ups across the street.
Funny how things work out.
When i was at a circus my mom bought me a clown shaped lollipop
Hold the door open for a clown
A clown held the door open for me
A clown held the door open for me today
I thought that it was a nice jester
I held the door open for a clown
Two hyenas were eating a clown
One looks at the other and says “does this taste funny to you?”
The other day I held the door open for a clown
A clown held the door open for me today.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One looks at the other and says: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Yesterday a clown held the door for me.
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