What do you call a clown who is smart with his money?

Pennywise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvBoi01
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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If you're ever attacked by a horde of clowns...

...go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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A clown held a door open for me.

It was a nice Jester.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OffDutyTaoist
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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Did you hear about the clown who was sacked from the circus?

He’s suing for funfair dismissal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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I saw a construction cone doing weird dances in the street and wearing a clown hat. I asked the construction crew that that cone is made from.

They replied, "sili-cone"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Yesterday when I walked into a store, a clown held the door open for me.

I thought it was a nice jester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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To the people who don't take the fear of clowns seriously...

Coulrophobia is no laughing matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Ali_M
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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Why don't cannibals like eating clowns?

They taste funny!

(I'll see myself out)

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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If a clown farts...

....does it smell funny ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Clowns

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says β€œdoes this taste funny to you?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carnivore007
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Why do clowns make annoying fathers?

They're just walking dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fireburner80
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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What do you call a giant racist clown?

A big IT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Turntable
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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How do you defend yourself from a gang of clowns that come at you?

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/math_rod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Clown Fish talking to Jelly Fish...

"I have to live in a Sea Anemone to keep me safe from preditors"

Jelly Fish shows off its tanticles; "With fronds like these, who needs Anemones."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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What is a clown fish's favorite artist?

Eminemone

Edit: typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zp003
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What do you call an popular clown that eats too much?

An in jester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Cake day original joke! Why don’t penguins like eating clown fish?

Because they taste funny!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Did you hear about the clown who lived in the desert?

He had a dry sense of humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daviscojokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Did you hear the one about the clowns divorce?

Ended in a custardy battle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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A shark got nauseous after eating a clown fish.

"Ohhh, that tasted a little funny."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What do you call a murderous clown whos good at investments?

Pennywise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cresendo77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...

is that a romantic jester?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlenney1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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No one at my party was able to break the clown piΓ±ata.

IT was hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Not many know this, but in 1972 Bozo The Clown released a fragrance line.

It didn't sell very well.

People thought it smelled funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epic_Mustache
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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At a clown’s funeral, everybody brought flowers.

There wasn’t a dry face in the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pfisher42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What Kind Of Plastic Does A Clown Use?

Sillycone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt4307
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Always wanted to be a rodeo clown, but couldn’t because I have stomach problems

No guts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grit1963
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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If you boil a clown…

… is it considered laughing stock?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlGeee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...

Wood ewe bee leaf It?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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We all have heard about Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime.

But have you heard about his father who was Joking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abvazir
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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"Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies?"

Ronald: I'm loving "IT"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballroomaddict
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My doctor, who is also a clown... Asked me what seems to be the problem

I said, funny you should ask

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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A clown opened up my post today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikepie078
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Why did the clown hold the door open?

Because it's a nice jester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ginks_21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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two cannibals are eating a clown, when one says to the other...

"does this taste funny to you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weendul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Hold the door open for a clown

It's a nice jester.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/araitisaname
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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A clown held the door open for me

It was a nice Jester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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If a clown farts

Does it smell funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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A clown held the door open for me today

I thought that it was a nice jester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AggressiveLikes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I held the door open for a clown

It was a nice Jester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Two hyenas were eating a clown

One looks at the other and says β€œdoes this taste funny to you?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hipphazy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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