Did you hear the one about the clowns divorce?
Ended in a custardy battle.
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Did you hear about the clown who lived in the desert?
He had a dry sense of humor.
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Why did the clown hold the door open?
Because it's a nice jester
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︎ Jan 08 2021
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one says to the other...
"does this taste funny to you?"
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Not many know this, but in 1972 Bozo The Clown released a fragrance line.
It didn't sell very well.
People thought it smelled funny.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
No one at my party was able to break the clown piΓ±ata.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
We all have heard about Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime.
But have you heard about his father who was Joking.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
My doctor, who is also a clown... Asked me what seems to be the problem
I said, funny you should ask
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What was the clown allergic to?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
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︎ Sep 06 2020
My friend asked me how many clowns I saw at the carnival today and I said
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Why did the clown get arrested?
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Somebody was giving me a synopsis of their fan fic that includes a killer clown, a talking dog, and a flying house and at the end they said
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︎ Jun 27 2020
I was feeling a little depressed, and then I saw a clown doing sit-ups across the street.
Funny how things work out.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What's the best way to protect yourself from a group of angry clowns?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
So as my boss watched, I led the group of clowns into the office, each one had a laptop computer. My boss facepalmed and said:
Dammit autocorrect!
I said we need to invest in CLOUD based IT infrastructure!
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︎ Mar 25 2020
When attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Why didnβt the zombie like eating the clown?
Because he tasted a little funny...
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︎ Apr 09 2020
Why was the lopsided clown looking for another cheese?
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︎ Mar 21 2020
What is Pennywise the Clown's preferred pronoun?
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︎ Aug 11 2019
Someone forced me to watch a horror movie about clowns by punching me all the way to the cinema.
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︎ Dec 30 2019
My father, who comes from a long line of clowns, just retired and wants me to continue the family legacyβ¦
I've got some really big shoes to fill!
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︎ Aug 21 2019
One of the ants on my ant farm dresses up as a clown to cheer up his friends.
He's an anti-depress ant.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
Any of you seen the clown that hides from dumb people?
Iβve seen him twice this past week personally
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︎ May 03 2019
Fun Fact: Steven King's 'It' is actually the story of a financially-responsible clown.
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︎ Apr 04 2019
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
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The clown with the dented car
A clown was driving home and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. His clown car was covered with dents, so the next day he took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that he was a clown, so he decided to have some fun. He told the clown just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the clown went home, got down on his hands and knees and started blowing into his clown carβΒΒs tailpipe. Nothing happened. He blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
His roommate, another clown, came home and said, βΒΒWhat are you doing?βΒΒ The first clown told him how the repairman had instructed him to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled his eyes and saidβ, "HEL-LOOOOOOOO "! You gotta roll up the windows!!!
https://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/the-clown-with-the-dented-car/
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Three clowns and the tracks in the forest
Three clowns were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first clown said, βΒΒThose are deer tracks.βΒΒ
The second clown said, βΒΒNo, those are elk tracks.βΒΒ
The third clown said, βΒΒYouβΒΒre both wrong, those are moose tracks.βΒΒ
The clowns were still arguing when the train hit them.
https://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/three-clowns-and-the-tracks-in-the-forest/
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︎ Sep 25 2019
For Halloween, one of my sons dressed up as the clown from IT, and another son as a Twitter hashtag. They asked me my opinion...
I said "Penny wise, pound foolish"
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Hold the door open for a clown
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︎ Jan 07 2021
A clown held the door open for me
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︎ Dec 06 2020
A clown held the door open for me today
I thought that it was a nice jester
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I held the door open for a clown
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︎ Dec 02 2020
The other day I held the door open for a clown
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︎ Aug 24 2020
A clown held the door open for me today.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Yesterday a clown held the door for me.
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︎ May 08 2020
This morning a clown held the door for me.
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︎ Jan 04 2020
The other day I opened the door for a clown
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︎ Jan 24 2020
I held the door for a clown the other day
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
βDoes this taste funny to you?β
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︎ Nov 09 2019
I held the door open for a clown today
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︎ Oct 21 2019
A man dressed as a clown held the door open for me today at the store.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Two cannibals are eating a Clown. One says to the other...
...βDoes this taste funny to you?β
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︎ Aug 27 2019
A clown held the door for me today
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︎ Nov 10 2019
A clown held the door open for me yesterday
I thought that was a nice jester.
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︎ Jun 10 2019
Yesterday a clown held the door for me.
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