Carnival Puns

A list of puns related to "Carnival"

I met my friend at the carnival.

I gave him a fair shake.

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👤︎ u/AMGwtfBBQsauce
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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My friend asked me how many clowns I saw at the carnival today and I said

A fair amount.

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👤︎ u/theonlyMOONMAN
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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Me: how about we both decide to go to the carnival?

Date: that's fair

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👤︎ u/Niyi_M
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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What do the Three Stooges sell at a carnival stand?

Curly fries.

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👤︎ u/thefizzynator
📅︎ May 12 2020
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Just been to a carnival where they suffocate criminals by sitting on them.

Harsh Butt Fair.

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👤︎ u/ryanooooo
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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I just read that the Carnival cruise ship "Glory" crashed into the Carnival cruise ship "Legend"

It left a legendary glory hull

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👤︎ u/TimeRocker
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do carnival workers smell like?

Fairomones

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👤︎ u/runs_with_airplanes
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do you call a carnival worker who’s eating a turkey leg?

A carnie-vor

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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Why did the church's carnival have no food?

They misheard concession stand for confession stand

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👤︎ u/hallothethird
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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What's a ferrets favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferret-wheel

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👤︎ u/dtobin95
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.

It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.

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👤︎ u/chris3000
📅︎ Jul 23 2018
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Where is Chris Pratt’s favorite place to go at a carnival

On a ferris wheel

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👤︎ u/greatreference
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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I just won a case against the carnival who fired me.

For funfair dismissal.

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👤︎ u/December_Soul
📅︎ May 26 2019
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What carnival ride is always made out of iron?

a Ferrous Wheel

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👤︎ u/jamestheboss
📅︎ Oct 11 2016
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I went to an economics carnival the other day, but no one was working the rides

I guess you could say it was a Laissez-Faire

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👤︎ u/sicillet
📅︎ Jan 24 2016
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Sitting at the top of the giant slide at a carnival with my fiancée.

Yell embarrassingly loudly, "HELLO FROM THE OTHER SLIIIIIIIIIIDE!"

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👤︎ u/DbakerOnAhorse
📅︎ Mar 16 2016
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Why did the T-Rex eat the carnival workers?

Because it's a Carney-vore.

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👤︎ u/skippy439
📅︎ Sep 29 2014
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Went to carnival, got dadjoked

Me: I wonder how much the tickets cost?

Boyfriend: A lot. Carnivals are expensive, that's why it's called a carnival. They're full of CARN artists.

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👤︎ u/I_believe_it
📅︎ Mar 24 2014
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We were talking about norovirus outbreaks on Carnival cruises at dinner

My dad says, "That's why it's important to keep it in ship shape".

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👤︎ u/MCMXChris
📅︎ Feb 07 2014
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