I met my friend at the carnival.

I gave him a fair shake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMGwtfBBQsauce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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My friend asked me how many clowns I saw at the carnival today and I said

A fair amount.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theonlyMOONMAN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Me: how about we both decide to go to the carnival?

Date: that's fair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niyi_M
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What do the Three Stooges sell at a carnival stand?

Curly fries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Just been to a carnival where they suffocate criminals by sitting on them.

Harsh Butt Fair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I just read that the Carnival cruise ship "Glory" crashed into the Carnival cruise ship "Legend"

It left a legendary glory hull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeRocker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do carnival workers smell like?

Fairomones

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do you call a carnival worker who’s eating a turkey leg?

A carnie-vor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Why did the church's carnival have no food?

They misheard concession stand for confession stand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallothethird
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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What's a ferrets favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferret-wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtobin95
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.

It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chris3000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Where is Chris Pratt’s favorite place to go at a carnival

On a ferris wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I just won a case against the carnival who fired me.

For funfair dismissal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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What carnival ride is always made out of iron?

a Ferrous Wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamestheboss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2016
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I went to an economics carnival the other day, but no one was working the rides

I guess you could say it was a Laissez-Faire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sicillet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2016
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Sitting at the top of the giant slide at a carnival with my fiancΓ©e.

Yell embarrassingly loudly, "HELLO FROM THE OTHER SLIIIIIIIIIIDE!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DbakerOnAhorse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2016
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Why did the T-Rex eat the carnival workers?

Because it's a Carney-vore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skippy439
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2014
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Went to carnival, got dadjoked

Me: I wonder how much the tickets cost?

Boyfriend: A lot. Carnivals are expensive, that's why it's called a carnival. They're full of CARN artists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_believe_it
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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We were talking about norovirus outbreaks on Carnival cruises at dinner

My dad says, "That's why it's important to keep it in ship shape".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCMXChris
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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