I was once kidnapped by mimes...
They did unspeakable things.
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︎ May 31 2021
I got assaulted by a group of mimes.
It was horrific. They did unspeakable things.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
It's a bit embarrassing to admit on here, but I was once attacked by a whole bunch of street Mimes..
..and they did some unspeakable things to me.
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︎ May 11 2021
I confronted a mime today.
He did unspeakable things.
Thank you for the awards. You made my day π
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︎ Feb 14 2021
My son told me he wanted to be a mime when he grows up. I told him absolutely not.
It's not like he can talk back to me.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
A mime broke his left arm in a bar fight and got arrested,
He still has the right to remain silent.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
My son left home to become a mime
We haven't heard from him since
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︎ Feb 05 2021
What does every Mime have on their gun?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
I was married to a mime once.
Then one day, he left without a word :(
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︎ Mar 10 2021
I have these nightmares involving mimes.
It always involves them doing unspeakable things to me.
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︎ Mar 13 2021
I'm so good at being a frozen mime.
I can do it with my ice clothes.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
"Son, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."
"Was it something I said?"
"YES!!"
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︎ Jan 29 2021
A mime is the perfect partner in crime
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︎ Jan 22 2021
My wife was kidnapped by a mime
He did unspeakable things to her
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Every year hundreds of children are shipped off to mime school
Never to be heard from again.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Now you just wait there a damn second friend.. a little birdie has just informed me that you are in fact a mime
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I was just diagnosed with Mime disease...
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︎ Nov 20 2020
My son has just got a job as a mime artist.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Mimes kidnapped me recently
They committed unspeakable crimes.
When I told the story to the detective, he has speechless.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I was caught by a gang of mimes.
They performed unspeakable acts on me...
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Mime
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︎ Dec 28 2019
What makes a serial killer mime happy?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Why should you never be abducted by a group of mime artists
Because they'll do unspeakable things to you.
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︎ Feb 05 2020
I was once assaulted by a group of mimes.
I never heard them coming
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︎ Apr 26 2020
My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to her.
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︎ Sep 22 2018
I proposed to a mime today,
"Will you mirror me?"
She was speechless.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
I was kidnapped by mimes once
They did unspeakable things to me
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I was kidnaped by mimes once.
They did unspeakable things too me!
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I was attacked by a group of mimes
They did unspeakable things!
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Our neighbor was attacked by mimes yesterday
They did unspeakable things
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I was attacked by a mime
He did unspeakable things to me.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
π︎ 101
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︎ Oct 26 2020
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
A mime in my town was arrested after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
I kidnapped a mime once
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︎ Oct 20 2020
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
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︎ May 29 2020
In my town they arrested a mime that got into a bar fight and broke his left arm...
He still has the right to remain silent...
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I was kidnapped by a group of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me.
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︎ Jan 15 2020
I was kidnapped by a mime. The things he did to me were...
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︎ Jan 07 2020
A mime broke his left arm in a bar fight and got arrested.
He still has the right to remain silent.
π︎ 4k
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︎ Jul 04 2018
A mime in our town was arrested yesterday after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to her.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
"Son you're just not cut out to be a mime."
"Is it something I said?"
"Yes."
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︎ Dec 12 2019
My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes...
They did unspeakable things to her
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︎ Sep 20 2019
I confronted a mime today.
He did unspeakable things.
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︎ Feb 13 2020
I got abducted by a mime...
...He did unspeakable things to me...
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︎ Jul 17 2019
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