Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career.
I haven’t heard from him since.
I was kidnaped by mimes once.
They did unspeakable things too me!
My wife was kidnapped by a mime
He did unspeakable things to her
Now you just wait there a damn second friend.. a little birdie has just informed me that you are in fact a mime
Every year hundreds of children are shipped off to mime school
Never to be heard from again.
I was just diagnosed with Mime disease...
My son has just got a job as a mime artist.
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
Mimes kidnapped me recently
They committed unspeakable crimes.
When I told the story to the detective, he has speechless.
What makes a serial killer mime happy?
I was caught by a gang of mimes.
They performed unspeakable acts on me...
Why should you never be abducted by a group of mime artists
Because they'll do unspeakable things to you.
I was once assaulted by a group of mimes.
I never heard them coming
I proposed to a mime today,
"Will you mirror me?"
She was speechless.
I confronted a mime today.
He did unspeakable things.
"Son you're just not cut out to be a mime."
"Is it something I said?"
"Yes."
My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to her.
I wanted to go as a streetperformer for Halloween. It took me absolutely forever to find a mime shirt...
But the pantomimes were pretty easy to pick up!
For years, kids have been sent to a mime school...
Never to be heard from again.
I showed a mime a magic trick.
Mime joke not funny
Why couldn't the mime leave the box. Because he was under arrest for being a scam artist!
My mime friend's best performance is when he acts like a piece of paper...
I got kicked out of the Mime Academy for performing unspeakable acts
Kind of glad they kicked me out because their curriculum made me feel boxed in
My parents sent me to mime camp one summer.
I still can't talk about it.
My grandfather was his army battalion's mime during WW2.
He doesn't like to talk about it.
My instructor doesn’t think I’m cut out to be a mime.
It must have been something I said.
First rule of the Mime Club is.
You don't talk about the Mime Club.
I made my mime girlfriend angry the other day
She is still giving me the silent treatment
Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career.
I haven’t heard from him since.
I was kidnapped by mimes once
They did unspeakable things to me
I was attacked by a mime
He did unspeakable things to me.
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
A mime in my town was arrested after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
In my town they arrested a mime that got into a bar fight and broke his left arm...
He still has the right to remain silent...
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
I was kidnapped by a group of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me.
I was kidnapped by a mime. The things he did to me were...
A mime in our town was arrested yesterday after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
A mime broke his left arm in a bar fight and got arrested.
He still has the right to remain silent.
My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes...
They did unspeakable things to her
My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to her.
I got abducted by a mime...
...He did unspeakable things to me...
A mime was arrested in my town after getting into a bar fight and breaking his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
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