A list of puns related to "Pedant"
I told her, "I think you mean fewer".
Oh Romeo, oh Romeo, oh wherefore rβ’Ο Romeo?
This last weekend we went to an amusement park. Everything we went through the little things that spray water on you, my 9 year old would say, "Mist me." Every single time. My wife and daughter's reaction became more and more aggravated, but I felt pretty good about it.
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But my friends said "Don't be Scilly".
A sailfish.
My 4 yr old daughter told me this joke. Sheβs a better dad joker than I am. So proud of her.
Me: January is almost done. Then it will be February.
My girl: Yeah! Then I can finally be eight.
Me: Yes, but the correct form of the verb would be "eaten."
Is it really the end of the world?
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