An actual dad joke for you purists in /new

My wife just now, relaxing after we got the kids to sleep: Do we have any toast?

Me: No, but we have bread!

Wife: 😐 *silence*

Me: I'll just see myself out. *laughing all the way to the pantry*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blindsight
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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There’s was a kidnapping in the mall yesterday!

He woke up.

(A true classic)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinnishAmerican
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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