9 Hilarious Pedant Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My wife told me she thought we'd have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic.

I told her, "I think you mean fewer".

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👤︎ u/RayInRed

📅︎ Jan 12 2020

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What did the pedantic mathematician say to her lover?

Oh Romeo, oh Romeo, oh wherefore r•τ Romeo?

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👤︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer

📅︎ Jul 06 2020

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Pretty proud of my son ; wife isn't so much

This last weekend we went to an amusement park. Everything we went through the little things that spray water on you, my 9 year old would say, "Mist me." Every single time. My wife and daughter's reaction became more and more aggravated, but I felt pretty good about it.

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👤︎ u/sineofthetimes

📅︎ Aug 23 2016

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I want a gay son.

http://imgur.com/gallery/QeW3gl4

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👤︎ u/xxrepresent

📅︎ Feb 10 2015

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I wanted to dress up as an island last Halloween,

But my friends said "Don't be Scilly".

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👤︎ u/Jedi_Llama154

📅︎ Jul 28 2018

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What’s the most self centered fish?

A sailfish.

My 4 yr old daughter told me this joke. She’s a better dad joker than I am. So proud of her.

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👤︎ u/upstom

📅︎ Feb 12 2019

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I found a word spelled incorrect on dictionary.com dictionary.reference.com/…

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👤︎ u/sir_joe_cool

📅︎ Jan 15 2016

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Grammar nerd dad joke.

Me: January is almost done. Then it will be February.

My girl: Yeah! Then I can finally be eight.

Me: Yes, but the correct form of the verb would be "eaten."

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👤︎ u/Bydawee

📅︎ Jan 28 2015

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So what if I don't know what the word 'Apocalypse' means?

Is it really the end of the world?

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👤︎ u/dadjokesig

📅︎ Jun 05 2018

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