What can a 2d animator and a hacker from an early 2000’s movie agree on

The main frames are key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daydreemur1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Animal punning is my favourite.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catsaresneaky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...

'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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My wife when I won't stop making animal puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/turboboob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Animal puns πŸ‘Œ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Venrathim823
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Nothing like good old animal puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAWSco
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Just wanted to share this animal pun card I made. :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/csunshiney
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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People get mad at me for always making marine animal puns.

I said, "Sorry, I don't do it on porpoise"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Your Best Animal Puns!!!

Let's see what you can doe...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaladinNerd
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My friend made a animal pun

It was terribull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sulphurbrick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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Animals puns for wedding tables...

We're having a Canadian wedding with an animal theme to differentiate the different tables. On each table we'll have an animal emblem with some kind of love pun for each animal. It's been a trying affair to come up with these, but I know a lot of them could be better. In fact, most of them are downright ridiculous.

Reddit, how can we improve these?

Moose - I find you amoosing.

Beaver - I think I'll pick this flower for her, it would beavery romantic.

Owl - Owl always love you.

Fox - You are the object of my affoxtion.

Skunk - I stink you're sweet!

Bunny - Everybunny loves you!

Woodpecker - Knock Knock! Who's there? Wood! Wood who? Wood you be mine?

Porcupuine. I'm stuck on you.

Wolf - Wolf you marry me?

Trout - We'll be together trout eternity!

Turtle - You're turtley amazing.

Lynx - Let us lynx our lives together.

Bear - To be away from you is unbearable.

Squirrel - I'm going nuts for you!

Raven - Can't stop raven about you.

Turkey - I could just gobble you up!

Caribou - Where does one find a wedding ring for his deer? Why at the cariboutique, of course.

Deer - I love you deerly!

Goose - You give me goose bumps.

Sasquatch - Getting you to marry me was no small feat.

Also looking for some ideas for racoon, snake, and groundhogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TonyMcConkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2014
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Animal Puns?

Toucan play that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pats5lyfe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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Great Animal Puns and Pun Pics puntenialtimes.com/animal…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punwriter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2013
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Yes a animal pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Msusparten130
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Galactus and Godzilla in an animated pun that is hard to swallow youtube.com/watch?v=na5Un…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRLDFX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??

Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Dane-No-Gain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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My wife raises animals and also sells medicines

She's a farmercist

(based on a true story)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewormPL
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Which animal has the biggest breasts

A zebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeke_Smith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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You'll laugh at almost anything, but when I joke about how a noisy animal has become a synonym for silence...

...it's crickets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotTooSpecial
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What animal makes buildings?

Boa constructor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighborhood animals immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Pawesome puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meow__meg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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There is a religious veterinarian who has a strict rule that only one vet can work on large animals at a time

Because it is a sin to co-vet an oxen or donkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowing-fishSCL
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What do call an animal that knows if you're lying?

Sealion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Passw0rdSUCKS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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You know what animal has the hardest life?

Dogs have it pretty ruff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoridinReborn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What animal is this lunar year going to be?

Don't ox me

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When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HairyClefairy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What's a chicken's favourite animal?

Buck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I asked my blonde g/f, "What do you call a creature that is half man and half animal?"

In a flash she said, "Buffalo Bill."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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My wife has been telling me to put a stop to my animal impressions for a while now. Today, she furiously told to me stop a flamingo impression I had been practicing for a while now.

I realized that was it, and I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustiniR
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Finally...πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kimcyrus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What animal procrastinates by playing video games?

An emulator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Only-Simple
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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My favorite animals are tigers and lions.

You could say that I’m a big cat person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HunturdW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

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It was a shitzu.

EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gomass4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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my friend asked me what my favorite animal was and I said....

monkey, but I was lion

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How did Noah fit 2 of every animal in a single boat ?

State-of-the-Ark technology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo

It was great. She’s a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Who always gets blamed for letting the farm animals out of their pens?

The escapegoat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cd1cj
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I can't bear animal puns
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What animal makes buildings?

Boa constructor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiesG92
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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I went to the zoo the other day but the only animal there was a dog.

It was a Shitzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebellionRob75
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