What can a 2d animator and a hacker from an early 2000’s movie agree on

The main frames are key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daydreemur1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Animal punning is my favourite.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catsaresneaky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...

'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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My wife when I won't stop making animal puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/turboboob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Animal puns πŸ‘Œ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Venrathim823
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Nothing like good old animal puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAWSco
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Just wanted to share this animal pun card I made. :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/csunshiney
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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People get mad at me for always making marine animal puns.

I said, "Sorry, I don't do it on porpoise"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Your Best Animal Puns!!!

Let's see what you can doe...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaladinNerd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2012
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My friend made a animal pun

It was terribull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sulphurbrick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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Animals puns for wedding tables...

We're having a Canadian wedding with an animal theme to differentiate the different tables. On each table we'll have an animal emblem with some kind of love pun for each animal. It's been a trying affair to come up with these, but I know a lot of them could be better. In fact, most of them are downright ridiculous.

Reddit, how can we improve these?

Moose - I find you amoosing.

Beaver - I think I'll pick this flower for her, it would beavery romantic.

Owl - Owl always love you.

Fox - You are the object of my affoxtion.

Skunk - I stink you're sweet!

Bunny - Everybunny loves you!

Woodpecker - Knock Knock! Who's there? Wood! Wood who? Wood you be mine?

Porcupuine. I'm stuck on you.

Wolf - Wolf you marry me?

Trout - We'll be together trout eternity!

Turtle - You're turtley amazing.

Lynx - Let us lynx our lives together.

Bear - To be away from you is unbearable.

Squirrel - I'm going nuts for you!

Raven - Can't stop raven about you.

Turkey - I could just gobble you up!

Caribou - Where does one find a wedding ring for his deer? Why at the cariboutique, of course.

Deer - I love you deerly!

Goose - You give me goose bumps.

Sasquatch - Getting you to marry me was no small feat.

Also looking for some ideas for racoon, snake, and groundhogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TonyMcConkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2014
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Great Animal Puns and Pun Pics puntenialtimes.com/animal…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punwriter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2013
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Animal Puns?

Toucan play that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pats5lyfe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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Yes a animal pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Msusparten130
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2012
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Galactus and Godzilla in an animated pun that is hard to swallow youtube.com/watch?v=na5Un…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRLDFX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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Why animals cant play poker in africa?

Too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marinmarge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What do you call a weapon that doesn't kill animals?

A vegun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Petco has a new Covid vaccine for animals & humans. In tests, some people have reported excessive hair growth on their hands. I'm going to get it anyway...

but it does give me paws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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My family used to own a farm with prize winning animals

The cows were udderly awesome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gherkinstein
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Zebras are the least morally ambiguous animals.

They are literally black and white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howie960
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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What's the full name of somebody who loves Japanese animation?

Annie Mae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilsoca
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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I really like watching animes.

But sometimes the plot is too drawn out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FishJuse
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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We’re you aware that the NFL has a rule on professional athletes and the animals they can own as pets? They are prohibited from owning a duck as a pet!

It’s considered a foul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OH-Beans
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Thousand and thousands of years ago, during the last ice age, there lived an animal that excelled at trigonometry, geometry, and could recite Pi to 100 decimal places. It was known simply as.....

.....the mammothematician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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This morning I saw an animal trailer transporting a few female sheep

I thought they were usually ram packed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megabot3001
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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My wife works in animal medicine and rolled her eyes at me. "Where does a vet who specializes in neutering live?"

A cull-de-sack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What is the cheapest animal?

A male deer, its only one buck. A female deer is more expensive doe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Only_Survivor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What's the strongest animal in the sea?

A mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torchpenny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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A man walks into a zoo and the only animal inside is a dog.

It’s a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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What animal is the best at preparing for trips?

Elemphants, cause they are pachyderms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zspratt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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I had to throw an entire box of animal crackers away.

The seal was broken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Which animal has the biggest breasts

A zebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeke_Smith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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My dad saw an ad for game with heavily armed animals. He asked me what they gave the naked mole rats.

I told him stealth gear and a go bag. He is an exposed double agent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chiefmudbear
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids

then it behooves you to become a centaur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Which animal has mental health issues?

A Bi-Polar Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/c088l3rs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Why are fish the most educated animal?

Thy spend their whole life in a school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??

Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Dane-No-Gain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I couldn't believe that someone said they were going to turn me into an animal.

It really gave me paws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Need an ark to save some animals ?

I Noah guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What animal comes after 10?

Elephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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You know the animal that kills the most people in the world?

The Hepatitis Bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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I can't bear animal puns
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