Check out Iceland or Azerbajdan, the scene is crazy!
Hello I am interested into set design. I know that they do theater and movies. I would like to do it, but where im from there isnt much of movie industry as much as i know of. I would like to know what can scenographer or set designer do outside of theater and movie industry? I am just curious. That i wouldnt be able to break into movies what are other options.
I was watching "The Munsters" (the siticon from 1964) as one of many references on black and white shooting and ever since i've got a especial interest about everything on the show, i've learned makeup, faux stained wall painting, lighting, making of objects ( even faux metalic painting in foam objects), but... the spider webs are kind like a mistery to me, this one tiny little thing buggs me, i 've searched on youtube for some formula's to make and moder adaptation, the home made stuff was impratical and/or very poor, That "skretch spider web" that shops sold online don't make it too, it covers a lot of my problem but don't solve it , i was thinking, some one knows how to make that crap? Do you people know where i can find good books about set design ans scenographical objects and scenographical decoration?
I mean, it just blew my mind that there's a person who is both involved in the Tolkien universe (by making illustration) and in the movies .
i'm a new player, i come from other mobas and i really enjoy that, no matter what hero i'm playing with, the skills look very scenographic and majestic, for example gideon's meteor! it feels that you Really are casting some powerful magic when you use your skills
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
A play on words.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
I am 35 years old and started doing that because there is a huge egocentric idea that anyone that owns a car is the dealer of time. In my line of work (I am a freelance teacher, scenographer and I paint murals) I often need to transport materials and tools to worksites. For last years I was dependent on whatever time my employees or coworkers could do that for me and it almost never went well for me - they were usually late, had to stop multiple times and just used their cars as their bargaining tool "if I am not satisfied I will make the experience horrible for you".
So I started doing my drivers license this year. And it is horrible. I never before experienced it as a driver and now while learning I notice a lot of super aggressive and possessive behavior on the roads. Not to mention that 90% of cars I am driving around are just filled with one driver and air... if they are driving and not standing still in traffic.
The only reason I am doing this is because I don't want to be dependent anymore. Just looking at the cost of owning, maintaining and parking the car should be the reason for most people to decide not to have a car. Yet here we are.. in culture that is so focused on OWNING a car as something that is a symbol of status. Status of what? Paying for a thing that is absolutely useless 90% of the time?
Not to mention the obvious fact that everything on the streets is focused on cars. EVERYTHING.
Car sharing is a thing and I strongly encourage thinking about it as possible solution for car owners I know. Also... fuck cars!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
