A list of puns related to "Planner"
Me: It looks like....you have a hidden agenda.
It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.
"Roundabout here."
1: it has to be a CompSci engineer, judging by the brain’s complexity
2: you’re wrong, it was a Mechanics engineer, look at the muscle and skeleton systems working as one
3: you’re both wrong, it was an Urban Planner, otherwise waste and entertainment areas wouldn’t be adjacent.
I’d like to be referred to as the “wetting planner.”
Why did the thief steal the planner?
So they can participate in organized crime...
Said my friend who's a lady.
> Me: Clearing my day-planner for next Saturday night now...
> Friend: Shouldn't you be clearing your night-planner?
<Insert Groaning>
My mom owns a store where she does flower arrangements and cakes in a small town where everyone gets married in the same Catholic church. We were sitting around when she informed us that a cousin asked her about being her wedding planner.
Mom: "Honestly, I wouldn't mind doing it. I'm tired of seeing people mess up the ceremonies because no one knows where to go."
Dad: "Sounds like mass confusion."
We haven't seen her day planner in a few days.
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