[Request] Wooden sign / interior design puns
I just can't seem to think of any good ones :-(. Best I got is:
Sign Waves
Sign(2Ply)
Knot on wood
Ideas?
I have an irrational fear of over-designed buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Suggest me some unique name idea for Graphic Design company please!!!
I don't know why I get the feel like you guys can suggest something really good
I designed a new toilet but cannot find anyone to test it out.
Why couldn't the logo designer get to work?
There are less and less balloons with money designs
The alarm clock may be bulky, dirty, and poorly designed
But it's what's on the inside that counts.
Some pieces of technology have such great design...
Like when I used a mouse for the first time it just clicked!
I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.
What do you call a venue designed for food fights?
An all you can yeet buffet.
I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...
Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.
What do you call a sock design artist?
Joke from my 10 yr old: How do hobbits judge their designs?
My wife designed a dress made completely from recycled whiteboards!
It's really quite remarkable!
Apple is designing a new car.
But they’re having trouble installing windows.
When graphic designers die...
...they go to Hellvetica.
My honest opinion about the future design of the firefox logo
My buddy Neil decided to get into a new kind of business designing keyholes for small houses
So we gave him the nickname shack keyhole Neil
Because I always take my shit to the next level
An architect designed a bridge but he made a massive mistake.
What do you call a table whose design can be changed at anytime?
I just had a new wash basin delivered to our house for our guest bathroom, but my wife decided that she hates the design so much she won't even let me bring it in off the porch. It has been sitting by our front door for a week, A ENTIRE WEEK.
What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.
So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.
I think the best web designers in the world might be
I have designed a way to combine cell phone and moving stair technologies. Want to know what it’s called?
Tellulater.
I had to pull of the road to post this cause I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.
Did you know that auditoriums are designed to have sound bounce around to the audience?
This doesn’t happen with pigeons, though. This is because a coo sticks
What kind of flooring does the snake-loving architect design all of his homes with?
Puns for a food admirer
I want to design a custom apron for someone who likes admiring food for how it looks more than how it tastes.
So far, I've thought of the following:
- in-food-uator (like 'infatuator' / infatuation)
- food-mirin (this seems kinda low effort lol).
Any more ideas? TIA!
How do Jamaicans design their graphics?
Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?
They are always bragging about their designer jeans
What did Velveeta call their new line of designer brand cheese?
There was an inventor in the late 1800s who despised bells, he designed a device that would eliminate every bell in the world.
He was later awarded the Nobel prize
People always ask me where I get my dad jokes
What they don't know is I save them all in my dadabase
My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.
That well escalated quickly!
I asked my friend "Bro, can you help me designing this pamphlet?"
I was talking to an interior designer recently, who had just designed Adeles gaming room
She said “Adele was a good person to work for, but we had problems with her computer desk. I put it on one side of the room, and Adele got pretty angry.”
She said Adele replied “No! I want to play Halo from the other side”
Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.
I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.
“There’s Bean an Accident” — Tee Shirt I Designed
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
A mom joke really, as my wife said it as we walked passed an Easter service letting out where "Sunday finest" isn't a thing.
Me: "Really?! She wore ripped jeans to an Easter mass?"
Wife: "Those are her holy jeans."
What’s a spider’s preferred job?
From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"
After many years of designing, the government has released a new type of currency made out of herbs.
They spent a lot of thyme on it, but now it's mint.
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