I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No…”
If anyone is looking to have a custom ark built for them
My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.
She said it was a waist of time.
I built a spice rack that wasn't big enough to hold all my spices
I lost track of all of space and thyme
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
The Government Accidentally Built A Prison Outside My Home,
I Guess You Could Say I'm Under House Arrest.
I just saw 10 ants frantically running around my kitchen. I felt bad so I built them a small house.
Now I’m their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants.
Which town got built the fastest?
Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?
I built my chicken coop with four doors.
I guess now it's a chicken sedan.
A German built a swimming pool around his table.
I built a business where all proceeds went to Charity.
But I ended up in jail because apparently not telling them my daughter’s name is Charity was a big no no.
(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.
Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"
My son tried to make me a rest bed with a built-in water station, but the water kept squirting out.
I smiled and told him, "Hey, it's the cot that founts!"
I built a house for my dog,
I built a warehouse.
I call it, The Air and Space Museum.
A man and his wife had a shed in their backyard. The neighbor asked which of them built it and they both replied that they had built it, leading to a massive argument.
It was a real He-Shed She-Shed situation.
Tho my son was going to start a petition to ban them, he slept on his specially built bed...
I just built a car out of a washing machine.
I’ll be taking it for a spin later.
Some boy scouts came to our house today and asked for donations for a local community pool being built.
I went and got them a glass of water.
Did you hear about the highway being built by the college in New Orleans?
Freezer, built to do one thing, can’t even do that right!
FREEZER BUUUUURRRRRNNNN!!!
The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.
But he probably should have made it much longer than that.
I built an electric fence around my property yesterday.
My neighbor is dead against it.
I found out where the new courthouse is being built ...
Do you think this is grounds for legal action?
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon...
The food is good but there's no atmosphere.
I bought a car built in 1485...
My new pants are like a poorly built castle
So I saw a sign on a toilet that said it was built to shit,
I kinda thought that was crappy advertising.
I was thinking about the first time machine I ever built.
My friend built a new house and started a website...
I built a screen porch and it was much easier since I didn’t install windows.
A popular Biblical figure just built a border
Bilbo awoke one morning to find that a Tesco supermarket had been built next to his house
That's an unexpected item in the Baggins area!
Do I threw a party for everyone who built my house
The Door guy showed up late. He always likes to make an entrance
One thing is for certain about the men who invented, built, and flew the world's first successful airplane at Kitty Hawk...
They were the Wright brothers for the job
Witnessed in the wild, old dude talking to a sick little kid: Did you know that if your nose runs and your feet smell you're built upside down?
I'm in this new business of producing prayer mats with built in ejector seats...
So far the prophets are soaring.
"I've built a model of Mount Everest "
"Is it to scale? "
"No,just to look at! "
I built a car with my washing machine motor.
I am going to take it for a spin later.
I was in my room and saw 10 ants running frantically. I felt bad for them, so I built a house for them. This kinda makes me their landlord and that kinda makes them my...
I built an electric tence around my property yesterday.
My neighbour is dead against it.
Who built Sir Arthur's round table?
Nice round table who built it ?
Who built King Arthur's round table?
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