I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, β€œIs it to scale?” I replied, β€œNo…”

β€œIt’s to look at.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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If anyone is looking to have a custom ark built for them

I Noah guy

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.

She said it was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingoWelsch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I built a spice rack that wasn't big enough to hold all my spices

I lost track of all of space and thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.

It’s our family hair loom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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The Government Accidentally Built A Prison Outside My Home,

I Guess You Could Say I'm Under House Arrest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MichiMichu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Which town got built the fastest?

Velo-City

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I just saw 10 ants frantically running around my kitchen. I felt bad so I built them a small house.

Now I’m their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bovinejabronie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?

Sir Cumference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I built my chicken coop with four doors.

I guess now it's a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MACKLeTACKLe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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A German built a swimming pool around his table.

Bad um Tisch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treenaks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I built a business where all proceeds went to Charity.

But I ended up in jail because apparently not telling them my daughter’s name is Charity was a big no no.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.

Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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My son tried to make me a rest bed with a built-in water station, but the water kept squirting out.

I smiled and told him, "Hey, it's the cot that founts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I built a house for my dog,

it’s a dalmansion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigshagger6942069
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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I built a warehouse.

I call it, The Air and Space Museum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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A man and his wife had a shed in their backyard. The neighbor asked which of them built it and they both replied that they had built it, leading to a massive argument.

It was a real He-Shed She-Shed situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AntiNinja40428
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Tho my son was going to start a petition to ban them, he slept on his specially built bed...

It was a boycot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I just built a car out of a washing machine.

I’ll be taking it for a spin later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Did you hear about the highway being built by the college in New Orleans?

It was Tulane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spenpenn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Some boy scouts came to our house today and asked for donations for a local community pool being built.

I went and got them a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1gB0iM3ME
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Freezer, built to do one thing, can’t even do that right!

FREEZER BUUUUURRRRRNNNN!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jjstone78
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.

But he probably should have made it much longer than that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intrepid604
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I built an electric fence around my property yesterday.

My neighbor is dead against it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I found out where the new courthouse is being built ...

Do you think this is grounds for legal action?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minidadd314
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon...

The food is good but there's no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I bought a car built in 1485...

It's a Tudor hatchback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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My new pants are like a poorly built castle

No ballroom.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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My friend built a new house and started a website...

Spiders like the attic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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I was thinking about the first time machine I ever built.

Ahhh, it takes me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StalinsChoice
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I built a screen porch and it was much easier since I didn’t install windows.

It was paneless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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A popular Biblical figure just built a border

Noah fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxianLeader
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Bilbo awoke one morning to find that a Tesco supermarket had been built next to his house

That's an unexpected item in the Baggins area!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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One thing is for certain about the men who invented, built, and flew the world's first successful airplane at Kitty Hawk...

They were the Wright brothers for the job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Do I threw a party for everyone who built my house

The Door guy showed up late. He always likes to make an entrance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Witnessed in the wild, old dude talking to a sick little kid: Did you know that if your nose runs and your feet smell you're built upside down?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourMom102938
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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I'm in this new business of producing prayer mats with built in ejector seats...

So far the prophets are soaring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Purtassium
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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"I've built a model of Mount Everest "

"Is it to scale? " "No,just to look at! "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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I built a car with my washing machine motor.

I am going to take it for a spin later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyyTrees
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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I was in my room and saw 10 ants running frantically. I felt bad for them, so I built a house for them. This kinda makes me their landlord and that kinda makes them my...

Tenants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevonthe2nd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Need an Ark built?

I Noah guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ootz1986
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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I built an electric tence around my property yesterday.

My neighbour is dead against it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Who built Sir Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bargain-Ninja
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Nice round table who built it ?

Sir cumference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3rik0007
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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