A list of puns related to "Cantilever"
The domineering wife thought the house needed a cantilevered balcony while the husband thought that it would ruin the aesthetic of the design. She told him he was an idiot and to keep his mouth shut. His friends hated to see her treat him so badly.
They always said “Why cantilever?”
He cantilever.
Father-in-law: Check out the cantilever shelves we're working on.
Me: Nice! Those remind me of your daughter.
Mother-in-law: What!? Why?
Me: Well, now that we're married, I can't-a-leave-her.
Wife: Please don't laugh at that...
... I cantilever.
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