Scaffold Puns

A list of puns related to "Scaffold"

I had to take down some scaffold that was in the way at work.

It held me up long enough.

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👤︎ u/varukasalt
📅︎ Jul 20 2017
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Climbing on scaffolding...

...wrong on so many levels.

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👤︎ u/ricerly
📅︎ May 13 2021
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A little moron and a big moron were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?

The big moron. The other one was a little more on.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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A man walks down the street carrying a piece of scaffolding on his shoulder....

A guy across the street yells to him "Hey mate, are you a pole vaulter?"

So the first guy shouts back "No, actually I am originally from Austria but how did you know my name is Walter?"

(You've got to lay the accent on quite thickly for the last part)

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👤︎ u/clarknova77
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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Should we use scaffolding?

Worker #1: "Should we use scaffolding or should we use some other means to access the higher portions of the structure."

Worker #2: "It should be the latter."

Worker #1: "Agreed. I'll get it off the truck."

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👤︎ u/disconformity
📅︎ May 18 2018
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Dad joke from my 13 y/o brother

At an outdoor ice cream place when a person gets handed their banana split. Promptly drops his order on the ground and without skipping a beat my brother says "Looks like he got a banana splat."

I was the only family member to laugh

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👤︎ u/Caprangus
📅︎ May 17 2015
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