The Scaffold Puns

A list of puns related to "The Scaffold"

I had to take down some scaffold that was in the way at work.

It held me up long enough.

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👤︎ u/varukasalt
📅︎ Jul 20 2017
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A little moron and a big moron were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?

The big moron. The other one was a little more on.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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A man walks down the street carrying a piece of scaffolding on his shoulder....

A guy across the street yells to him "Hey mate, are you a pole vaulter?"

So the first guy shouts back "No, actually I am originally from Austria but how did you know my name is Walter?"

(You've got to lay the accent on quite thickly for the last part)

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👤︎ u/clarknova77
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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Should we use scaffolding?

Worker #1: "Should we use scaffolding or should we use some other means to access the higher portions of the structure."

Worker #2: "It should be the latter."

Worker #1: "Agreed. I'll get it off the truck."

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👤︎ u/disconformity
📅︎ May 18 2018
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