Paul Mccartney Puns

A list of puns related to "Paul Mccartney"

Why did the fan say no to Paul McCartney’s marriage proposal?

Because it could only oscillate horizontally

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👤︎ u/nimakkan
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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What did Paul McCartney say when he met John’s new girlfriend?

Ono, Ono, Ono no no no...

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👤︎ u/weallliveinyellowsub
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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Paul McCartney was disqualified from the London Marathon this weekend

He was banned on the run.

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👤︎ u/foxfunk
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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Paul McCartney copes with John Lennon's death by buying hens, and then later tries to fly by tying them to his arms and legs.

As he puts it,

"I get by with a little help from my hens."

"I get high with a little help from my hens."

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👤︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
📅︎ Jun 08 2018
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Paul McCartney has decided to admit he's getting older and stop colouring his hair and has been spotted with his new grey mop top

Before he got dye with a little help from his friends

Now it can't dye me love

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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What is Paul McCartney's favorite drink?

Lennonade

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👤︎ u/SomewhatExcellent
📅︎ Sep 07 2018
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Paul McCartney grew irritated that he couldn't purchase a call girl with impressionist paintings

He said, "I don't care too much for Monet. Monet can't buy me love."

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👤︎ u/Socrathustra
📅︎ Oct 25 2017
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Red Bull should make a drink called Paul McCartney.

Because he gave us wings.

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👤︎ u/CyberJaws
📅︎ May 02 2017
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If Tom Waits ever records a cover of "For No One" by Paul McCartney / The Beatles...

...some people might mistake it for a cover of a Rolling Stones song.

I wanted to post this in /r/Showerthoughts but they have a rule against puns. :(

The Rolling Stones song I'm referring to is this one.

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👤︎ u/emanresol
📅︎ Nov 25 2014
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Channeling The Beatles

So my wife and eldest daughter are in the dining room and I’m in the kitchen. They are talking about parking a car at school, and getting the ticket that allows this from the office. I step into the room:

Me: “You guys are talking about a ticket to park?”

Kid: “Yeah”

Me: “But I thought Paul McCartney said it was a ticket to ride...”

Wife: “Shut up dear”

I look at the kid and point to my wife:

“She don’t care.....”

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👤︎ u/trazom28
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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Every time an angel gets its Wings,

Paul McCartney gets a royalty check

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Apr 07 2017
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Commenting on Paul McCartney

"God that guitar player, he's going to go a long way, I got a feeling"

https://youtu.be/ytlqn8Da7bY?t=1m16s

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👤︎ u/bopodogo
📅︎ Mar 12 2015
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