Beatle Puns

A list of puns related to "Beatle"

I always thought Ruby Tuesday was by the Beatles,

turns out it's by the Cinnabon.

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👤︎ u/newfranksinatra
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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I told my friend “I’m addicted to buying Beatles albums!”

He said “You need help.”

I said “No, I’ve already got that one”

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👤︎ u/ThreePeaceSuits
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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I'm obsessed with collecting old Beatles records. My friends say I need help..

..but I've already got that one.

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👤︎ u/Button_FC
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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What's a Horse's favourite Beatles song?

Hay Chewed..

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👤︎ u/Dontmeenafing
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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The Beatles looked out for eachother in preschool

"What is the second letter of the alphabet?" The teacher asked Ringo. But Ringo wasn't sure.

But because Ringo had found himself in a time of trouble, John came to him and whispered words of wisdom

"Letter B"

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👤︎ u/dwrk92
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Beatle in a Beetle in a Beetle
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👤︎ u/animalsinthings
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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I said to my mate, "I can't stop buying Beatles records..

He said "You need help."

"I've got that one." I replied.

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👤︎ u/OliPark
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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When the original drummer of the Beatles left the band...

All Best were off

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👤︎ u/behold_the_man
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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What were The Beatles favorite kind of bread?

Naan naan naan na na na naan

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👤︎ u/pmarbs19
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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Somebody asked, "Who is your favorite Beatle? John, Paul, George, or Ringo?"

I said, "I like Pete Best."

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👤︎ u/Juevolitos
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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👤︎ u/howiewu0402
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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My six year old son asked me about the Beatles pandemic song

Me: “Pandemic song? Beatles? Huh?”

Son: “You know... We All Live In a Yellow Quarantine...”

Me: “GAAAAAA!!!!”

I’ve never been more proud. The student has become the teacher.

Oh, and good luck getting that out of your head.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ May 20 2020
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The end of the Beatles boards?
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👤︎ u/orlanthi
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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(Beatles) Come together, sperm and egg..

O-vary

I dont even know if this make sense, I should have been asleepp 4 hours ago

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👤︎ u/NewOrleansNinja
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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Beatles Expand Minds
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👤︎ u/thedurtyjoo
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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I don't think this is what the Beatles meant
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👤︎ u/rocketshoe21
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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How did the Beatles’ new skillet introduce himself to them?

“I am the egg pan.”

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👤︎ u/hisdudeness9829
📅︎ May 02 2020
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The Beatles were anxious that their name might turn off pun enthusiasts.

‘Cause insects puns really bug them...

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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Only one Beatle was born a Starr.
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👤︎ u/eplea
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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I've never been a huge fan of the Beatles album Revolver

But I gave it another shot and it blew me away

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👤︎ u/Hechtic
📅︎ Oct 23 2018
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Why'd the beatle cross the road?

For the album cover.

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👤︎ u/Roivas14
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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Beatles in the produce...
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👤︎ u/enigmastrat
📅︎ Oct 16 2018
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“Beatles or Stones?”, I asked my son.

“Why can’t we have something normal for dinner?”, he replied.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 18 2018
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What citrus drink do The Beatles like?

Lennonade

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👤︎ u/gfunk777
📅︎ May 07 2019
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My dad was telling me a story about how he once saw The Beatles hopping into a sedan after their show

It was a Fab Four-door

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👤︎ u/mr_wilson3
📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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Did you hear about the guy from The Beatles that got a divorce but couldn't throw out one prized possession?

No matter what, he wouldn't let his Ringo

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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Channeling The Beatles

So my wife and eldest daughter are in the dining room and I’m in the kitchen. They are talking about parking a car at school, and getting the ticket that allows this from the office. I step into the room:

Me: “You guys are talking about a ticket to park?”

Kid: “Yeah”

Me: “But I thought Paul McCartney said it was a ticket to ride...”

Wife: “Shut up dear”

I look at the kid and point to my wife:

“She don’t care.....”

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👤︎ u/trazom28
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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What do you call a Beatles member that is too weak to reverse his shopping trolley?

Pull MyCartney

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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What Beatle is entirely made out of fabric?

John Linen

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👤︎ u/Part-Time_Insanity
📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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No pests allowed (x-post r/beatles)
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👤︎ u/lemonman37
📅︎ Nov 05 2016
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What did Yoko say when she broke up the Beatles?

Ono.

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👤︎ u/Pendley
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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How did The Beatles like their pop tarts?

Strawberry Filled Forever

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👤︎ u/Ahernia
📅︎ Mar 30 2017
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What do you call a mausoleum where you’d bury the Beatles?

The Lennon closet

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👤︎ u/paxman2205
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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Talking to my dad about The Beatles

Me: "Have you seen Across The Universe? I really liked it."

Dad: "Not in a long time, my eyesight isn't what it used to be."

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👤︎ u/confundo
📅︎ Oct 30 2014
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Did you hear that they've been having trouble selling Beatles albums in some Scandinavian countries?

Apparently, when asked if they'd buy any of the renowned group's albums, a Swede wouldn't. But, a Norwegian would.

EDITED for geographical nomenclature.

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👤︎ u/JudithLight
📅︎ Sep 26 2015
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The Beatles wrote a song about chocolate and laundry detergent.

And it was called Twix and Shout!

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👤︎ u/PyrosEnjoyPieHW2
📅︎ Mar 13 2016
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If Tom Waits ever records a cover of "For No One" by Paul McCartney / The Beatles...

...some people might mistake it for a cover of a Rolling Stones song.

I wanted to post this in /r/Showerthoughts but they have a rule against puns. :(

The Rolling Stones song I'm referring to is this one.

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👤︎ u/emanresol
📅︎ Nov 25 2014
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The Beatles must have thought they were pretty clever...

http://imgur.com/a/mAWgU

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👤︎ u/soil_nerd
📅︎ Jan 30 2014
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My Music teacher said this while we were talking about the Beatles.

we were talking about how Ringo Star replaced Pete Best. he said: you might say they traded the Best for a Star

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👤︎ u/Mordred912
📅︎ Jan 30 2014
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I'm addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums.

I need Help!

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👤︎ u/cokedupbunny
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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"I'm addicted to buying old Beatles records."

"Sounds like you need help." "No, I already have that one."

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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Of the 26 letters of the English alphabet, which one is the Beatles' favorite?

Letter B Letter B Letter B Yeah Letter B Speaking words of wisdom Letter B

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👤︎ u/keyrover
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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