The Beatles looked out for eachother in preschool

"What is the second letter of the alphabet?" The teacher asked Ringo. But Ringo wasn't sure.

But because Ringo had found himself in a time of trouble, John came to him and whispered words of wisdom

"Letter B"

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When the original drummer of the Beatles left the band...

All Best were off

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What were The Beatles favorite kind of bread?

Naan naan naan na na na naan

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My six year old son asked me about the Beatles pandemic song

Me: β€œPandemic song? Beatles? Huh?”

Son: β€œYou know... We All Live In a Yellow Quarantine...”

Me: β€œGAAAAAA!!!!”

I’ve never been more proud. The student has become the teacher.

Oh, and good luck getting that out of your head.

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The end of the Beatles boards?
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I don't think this is what the Beatles meant
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How did the Beatles’ new skillet introduce himself to them?

β€œI am the egg pan.”

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The Beatles were anxious that their name might turn off pun enthusiasts.

β€˜Cause insects puns really bug them...

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Why'd the beatle cross the road?

For the album cover.

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I've never been a huge fan of the Beatles album Revolver

But I gave it another shot and it blew me away

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Beatles in the produce...
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The Water Beatles have a show later today, you want to come?

They’re the band with Ringo Starrfish, Paul McCalimaritney, Prawn Harrison, and John Lemon Sole.

My favourite is Paul, he plays the sea bass

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What citrus drink do The Beatles like?

Lennonade

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My dad was telling me a story about how he once saw The Beatles hopping into a sedan after their show

It was a Fab Four-door

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Did you hear about the guy from The Beatles that got a divorce but couldn't throw out one prized possession?

No matter what, he wouldn't let his Ringo

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Channeling The Beatles

So my wife and eldest daughter are in the dining room and I’m in the kitchen. They are talking about parking a car at school, and getting the ticket that allows this from the office. I step into the room:

Me: β€œYou guys are talking about a ticket to park?”

Kid: β€œYeah”

Me: β€œBut I thought Paul McCartney said it was a ticket to ride...”

Wife: β€œShut up dear”

I look at the kid and point to my wife:

β€œShe don’t care.....”

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What did Yoko say when she broke up the Beatles?

Ono.

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How did The Beatles like their pop tarts?

Strawberry Filled Forever

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What do you call a mausoleum where you’d bury the Beatles?

The Lennon closet

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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Talking to my dad about The Beatles

Me: "Have you seen Across The Universe? I really liked it."

Dad: "Not in a long time, my eyesight isn't what it used to be."

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The Beatles wrote a song about chocolate and laundry detergent.

And it was called Twix and Shout!

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If Tom Waits ever records a cover of "For No One" by Paul McCartney / The Beatles...

...some people might mistake it for a cover of a Rolling Stones song.

I wanted to post this in /r/Showerthoughts but they have a rule against puns. :(

The Rolling Stones song I'm referring to is this one.

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My Music teacher said this while we were talking about the Beatles.

we were talking about how Ringo Star replaced Pete Best. he said: you might say they traded the Best for a Star

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The Beatles must have thought they were pretty clever...

http://imgur.com/a/mAWgU

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The Beatles had dad jokes

In their song "Come Together", one of the lyrics is, "got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see."

Now, this song was released in October of 1969, and written by John Lennon, who was not a dad yet. However, who was a dad of 6 years at the time. It was also credited as Lennon-McCartney. McCartney was a dad a few months before it came out.

Any other Beatles dad jokes?

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Of the 26 letters of the English alphabet, which one is the Beatles' favorite?

Letter B Letter B Letter B Yeah Letter B Speaking words of wisdom Letter B

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