"What is the second letter of the alphabet?" The teacher asked Ringo. But Ringo wasn't sure.
But because Ringo had found himself in a time of trouble, John came to him and whispered words of wisdom
"Letter B"
All Best were off
Naan naan naan na na na naan
Me: “Pandemic song? Beatles? Huh?”
Son: “You know... We All Live In a Yellow Quarantine...”
Me: “GAAAAAA!!!!”
I’ve never been more proud. The student has become the teacher.
Oh, and good luck getting that out of your head.
“I am the egg pan.”
‘Cause insects puns really bug them...
For the album cover.
But I gave it another shot and it blew me away
They’re the band with Ringo Starrfish, Paul McCalimaritney, Prawn Harrison, and John Lemon Sole.
My favourite is Paul, he plays the sea bass
It was a Fab Four-door
No matter what, he wouldn't let his Ringo
So my wife and eldest daughter are in the dining room and I’m in the kitchen. They are talking about parking a car at school, and getting the ticket that allows this from the office. I step into the room:
Me: “You guys are talking about a ticket to park?”
Kid: “Yeah”
Me: “But I thought Paul McCartney said it was a ticket to ride...”
Wife: “Shut up dear”
I look at the kid and point to my wife:
“She don’t care.....”
Strawberry Filled Forever
The Lennon closet
Me: "Have you seen Across The Universe? I really liked it."
Dad: "Not in a long time, my eyesight isn't what it used to be."
And it was called Twix and Shout!
...some people might mistake it for a cover of a Rolling Stones song.
I wanted to post this in /r/Showerthoughts but they have a rule against puns. :(
The Rolling Stones song I'm referring to is this one.
we were talking about how Ringo Star replaced Pete Best. he said: you might say they traded the Best for a Star
http://imgur.com/a/mAWgU
In their song "Come Together", one of the lyrics is, "got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see."
Now, this song was released in October of 1969, and written by John Lennon, who was not a dad yet. However, who was a dad of 6 years at the time. It was also credited as Lennon-McCartney. McCartney was a dad a few months before it came out.
Any other Beatles dad jokes?
Letter B Letter B Letter B Yeah Letter B Speaking words of wisdom Letter B
