A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, “ok sir, and which side?”
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.
Cashier: “sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”
Brought my friend some chicken, told him I had 1 leg, 3 breasts and a wing.
He asked “So how do you find clothes that fit?”.
What do you call a butterfly who lost a wing?
I think Harry would like an order of wings right about now...
Peta has a new militant wing, with the mission of enforcing vegan lifestyle..
What way does a cyclops wing its eyeliner?
It doesn't matter, because Nobody will criticize them
I've just got some new glasses, and when I first put them on, I could see tiny little people with wings at the end of the garden. I rang my optician to report the problem, but he said it was completely normal with these glasses...
Why do flys have wings?
Because if they didn’t they would be called walks.
I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have wings.
It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly
am I right ? of course Im on the left wing :D
What has 2 legs but cannot walk, two wings but cannot fly, 2 eyes but cannot see?
Asked gravity if it would be my wing man last night. Alas, it kept pulling
My Wing Chun instructor makes me bring him meals as part of my training.
What sea creature can fly without a wing?
My friend moves on foot with a pompous gait while carrying an airplane wing bracing...
What do you call a dragon with no wings
So for New Years, I went to a bar and ordered chicken wings
Now let me tell you, they were so boney that I had a bone to pick with the manager (true story)
Why don't you cut a fly's wings?
Because then it would be a walk.
I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.
I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.
Scientifically a raven has 17 primary wing feathers.
The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen.
So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.
Red Bull gives you wings.. literally!
******The Hunchshaq of Notre Dame***** (Frame from the YouTube video “shaq eats a hot wing content aware scale”)
Do you like ribs or wings?
I like them both i am bisnacksual
Became a parent recently. Asked my friends for some advice and they just told me to wing it and see where it goes.
According to my wife, throwing the toddler across the room was not the way to go.
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