21 Hilarious Aeroplane Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane

We're currently filming the pilot

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Jul 07 2020

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Why did the aeroplane get sent to his room?

He had bad altitude

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👤︎ u/argotrevor

📅︎ Nov 30 2020

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Why aren't bodybuilders allowed on aeroplanes?

Because they've got guns.

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👤︎ u/adityajoseph

📅︎ Dec 22 2020

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Do you think space aeroplanes will ever be a thing?

Because personally I can’t see them ever taking off.

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👤︎ u/argotrevor

📅︎ Nov 30 2020

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What do we want? Low flying aeroplane noises. When do we want them?

Neeeeeeow.

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👤︎ u/orduk

📅︎ Jun 23 2020

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The impact the aeroplane’s invention has made has been far-reaching

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👤︎ u/listeningSaint

📅︎ Jun 07 2020

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I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game onto the aeroplane as a carry on luggage.

They said that The Risk was too big.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 30 2020

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My friend is trying to market his design for an invisible aeroplane.

I can’t see it taking off.

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👤︎ u/Titsonafish

📅︎ Dec 07 2019

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[On an aeroplane] Pilot: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are 30,000 feet in the air.

Me, to my wife: Holy cow! There’s no way this plane has 15,000 people!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 29 2020

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What do you call an aeroplane that doesn’t fly?

An error-plane

As just to me by my 7 year old. I’ve never been prouder!

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👤︎ u/CrazyMrFrank

📅︎ Dec 07 2019

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What is Yoda’s preferred seat on an aeroplane?

Next to a Windu.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 17 2019

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Did you hear about the broadcasters in the aeroplane?

They're on air now

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👤︎ u/RealComradeMeep

📅︎ Apr 25 2019

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I was trying to take my emotional support penguin on an aeroplane, but I was stopped by security.

They said, “Sorry. Penguins can’t fly.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 05 2018

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What do you call a balding aeroplane?

A receding airline.

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👤︎ u/MechaMelon

📅︎ Mar 15 2017

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Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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👤︎ u/Dascandy

📅︎ Jul 14 2015

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What do you call a Greek man falling out of an aeroplane?

Con-descending

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👤︎ u/busty_crustacean

📅︎ Mar 15 2015

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On an aeroplane

I was on as flight the other day. And I sat in the wrong seat 11b instead of 10b. A man came up to me and said sorry but I think your in my seat. After I apologised he said, don't apologise to me you got a free upgrade to the front of the plane. I laughed harder than I should have .

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👤︎ u/safb_95

📅︎ Aug 13 2015

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My friend has designed an invisible aeroplane

I can’t see it taking off

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos

📅︎ Dec 04 2019

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I wasn’t allowed to take my board game as a carry on luggage onto the aeroplane.

They said that the Risk was too big.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 15 2019

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I wasn’t allowed to bring in my board game as a carry on luggage on to the aeroplane.

They said the Risk was too big.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 26 2019

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What Do We Want? Low Flying Aeroplane Noises!

When do we want it? Neeeeooooowwwww!

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👤︎ u/mecrow

📅︎ Oct 30 2015

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