I was going to make a joke on a broken plane
but it never took off
but they will just go over everyone's head.
Stationary.
The nose.
*Credit to my 6 year-old for coming up with this one!
In the end, I felt like the punchline would just go over everybody's head.
A flier.
But it just went over my head.
It didn't fly with me
Dad: I just can't see them taking off.
"I've had it with your altitude"
The Flying Dutchman
I realized it was stationary
Because they're in disguise
Because they'll just go over everyone's head
When do we want them? Nyoow
Nevermind, it would go over your head.
Because of his bad altitude.
To Cabbage Claim!
But none of them landed well
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
He said it was terminal
The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.
But push him out of the airplane, and he will fly for the rest of his life.
No? Oh never mind, it’s already over your head.
But isn't ready, jet.
"Nah, that's boeing"
I guess it went down a flight of stairs.
But instead it just crashed and burned
It never took off.... I guess the punchline flew over too many peoples heads.
I'm proud of my fan art.
Why don't we make the whole plane out of that kid?
Never mind. It’s over your head.
Aerosmith
"I'm sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger'.
Investors couldn't see the business taking off
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
Cabin crew says he was air-born.
He was just winging it
So the person's profile only talks about airplanes. I wanted to send a message totally jammed packed with airplane puns but I don't have that many. It's probably a fake profile but I still think it would be fun.
Here's what I have so far. Hey Girl. Most of the girls on this website are so 'plane' but you're the exception. I have a 'terminal' illness and hope to meet my copilot before I go. Just kidding. My health is 'A oK47'. I was just 'play'n' around. Just to let you know I have some baggage from some 'turbulence' in a previous relationship but Shirley I can get past it. My previous relationship taught me that two wrongs don't make a right. However, two Wrights made an airplane. I hope a new relationship can 'takeoff' with you though. I would be a great boyfriend. I have financial 'security' and could buy you anything you want with my 'visa'. Have you seen the movie, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"? It's really good, except for the train and automobile parts.
Stationery
Stationary
Stationery
“What do we want?”
“AIRPLANE NOISES!”
“And when do we want them?”
“NYEOOW!”
Nevermind, it'd go right over your head.
When do we want it
Neeeooooooow
