Airplane puns
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OurtubeBlyat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23 2020
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airplane pun

I was going to make a joke on a broken plane

but it never took off

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ocrebb776
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2020
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I have a bunch of airplane puns.

but they will just go over everyone's head.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/myre_or_less
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2019
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Seven_Arcadian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2020
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What part of an airplane smells the most?

The nose.

*Credit to my 6 year-old for coming up with this one!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/citrusguy9
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I toiled for hours trying to come up with a good joke about airplanes.

In the end, I felt like the punchline would just go over everybody's head.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Venomenace
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2021
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What do you get when you fold a piece of junk mail into a paper airplane?

A flier.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2021
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My dad told me a joke about airplanes

But it just went over my head.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abfinz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2021
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My kid started making an airplane when I kept on telling him not to

It didn't fly with me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/odessasomeone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10 2021
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Son: Dad, will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?

Dad: I just can't see them taking off.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AviationChic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2020
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What did the mother airplane say to the child airplane when the child was acting high and mighty?

"I've had it with your altitude"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/levivilla4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2021
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What do you call a man from the Netherlands who is also flying on a airplane?

The Flying Dutchman

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EsteamPhenomena
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2021
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I tried to make a paper airplane fly but it wouldn't.

I realized it was stationary

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Subliminal_Image
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2021
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Why are airplanes so hard to see?

Because they're in disguise

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2020
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Why should you never tell jokes on an airplane?

Because they'll just go over everyone's head

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpartansATTACK
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2020
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What do we want? Low flying airplane noises

When do we want them? Nyoow

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Connor0388
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2020
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Want to hear an airplane joke?

Nevermind, it would go over your head.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Heregoessomethong
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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Why did the airplane get sent to his room?

Because of his bad altitude.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/licheese
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2020
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Where do veggies go after they get off the airplane?

To Cabbage Claim!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oatli
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2020
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I told a couple airplane jokes to my friends

But none of them landed well

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ewick77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18 2020
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I went to the doctor because I can't stop saying airplane jokes

He said it was terminal

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/redt1979
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2020
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A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.

The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/karanrime
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2020
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Apparently there was a crime that happened on the airplane that led to the plane crashing into the ocean.

The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ikennaezeee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2020
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Did you hear the joke about the airplanes?

No? Oh never mind, it’s already over your head.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TrunksDBZgod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2020
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Buy a man an airplane ticket and he will fly once,

But push him out of the airplane, and he will fly for the rest of his life.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/professorf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2020
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I am going to tell an airplane joke...

But isn't ready, jet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/computercat04
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2020
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"Hey son, would you like to watch the airplane take off?"

"Nah, that's boeing"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pizzapost
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22 2020
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A paper airplane went down from a 2 story building

I guess it went down a flight of stairs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_K_Tran
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2020
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(1) What type of airplane bounces back up when it crash lands?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justin_raphael_7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04 2020
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I thought my airplane joke would really take off

But instead it just crashed and burned

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Henry5705
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19 2020
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I tried to make a airplane joke go viral

It never took off.... I guess the punchline flew over too many peoples heads.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CanadianTrainFan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10 2020
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I paint pictures of famous airplane propellers...

I'm proud of my fan art.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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I read a story that a kid crashed a small airplane and survived.

Why don't we make the whole plane out of that kid?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ribdunge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2020
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Did you hear the one about the paper airplane?

Never mind. It’s over your head.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2020
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What do you call a medieval airplane builder?

Aerosmith

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nice_fucking_kitty
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A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says:

"I'm sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger'.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2020
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What sound does a 747 airplane make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AwesomeW2017
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2018
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I started a company making airplane windows out of raw sand

Investors couldn't see the business taking off

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThatCookieDerp
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2020
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MIRACLE: Baby boy birthed on an airplane

Cabin crew says he was air-born.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Magnoxx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2020
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I was once in an airplane when I realized the pilot didn't pass any proper training

He was just winging it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RussianVodkaHacker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2020
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I need help writing airplane puns for a message on a dating site.

So the person's profile only talks about airplanes. I wanted to send a message totally jammed packed with airplane puns but I don't have that many. It's probably a fake profile but I still think it would be fun.

Here's what I have so far. Hey Girl. Most of the girls on this website are so 'plane' but you're the exception. I have a 'terminal' illness and hope to meet my copilot before I go. Just kidding. My health is 'A oK47'. I was just 'play'n' around. Just to let you know I have some baggage from some 'turbulence' in a previous relationship but Shirley I can get past it. My previous relationship taught me that two wrongs don't make a right. However, two Wrights made an airplane. I hope a new relationship can 'takeoff' with you though. I would be a great boyfriend. I have financial 'security' and could buy you anything you want with my 'visa'. Have you seen the movie, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"? It's really good, except for the train and automobile parts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/richrawl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2018
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What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly?

Stationery

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awag80
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scottdetweiler
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What do you call a paper airplane that doesn't fly?

Stationery

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2020
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*airplane noises intensify*

β€œWhat do we want?”

β€œAIRPLANE NOISES!”

β€œAnd when do we want them?”

β€œNYEOOW!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thegreatflyingfish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22 2020
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Wanna hear an airplane joke?

Nevermind, it'd go right over your head.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cinnamon_Tony_Crunch
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What do we want? Low flying airplane noises

When do we want it

Neeeooooooow

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hamburgler007
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