We call him Ciggy Stardust.
Ziggy pudding
It was bignomeial.
Courtesy of my dad.
And not just any old pom pom but a proper pom pom!
I would like to combine a Bowie song lyric/title and a business involving cakes and flowers but I am really bad at puns. If I could get some help that would be awesome. I mostly would like the pun to revolve around cake, but if it could include that and flowers that would be amazing.
Also awesome: David Bowie song titles/lyrics that are already applicable (i.e. "Sweet Thing")
I'm super awful at puns so any and all attempts are much appreciated!
If he sampled them for an entire album, it would be a...
Bohemian Rhapsody Bowie mean rap CD
David Bowie is reported to be opening a pop-up one time food stand next Saturday in Santa Monica. There will be Gyros, but just for one day.
they made some ch-ch-ch-changes.
The topic of whether he was gay came up, and my mom said that he was probably bisexual.
Brother: What's bisexual mean?
Mom: Its when you swing both ways!
Dad: I always thought that when you couldn't get it, you bought it...
If I ever have a son I'm naming him Tom just so I can play space oddity by David bowie in the delivery room during the birth. It's the ultimate dad joke and none of you can stop me
David Bowie: "You look a bit down in the dumps, Bing. What's wrong?"
Bing Crosby: "my inflatable arsehole needs blown up."
Bowie: "Do you want to borrow my rubber bum pump?"
Bing: "Rubber bum pump?"
Bowie: "Rubber bum pump."
We call him Ciggy Stardust.
