My friends asked me to stop singing Modern Love by David Bowie
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︎ Apr 22 2021
David Bowie starred in the film labyrinth
As a kid I thought this film was aMAZEing
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︎ Apr 19 2021
My uncle smokes and loves David Bowie:
We call him Ciggy Stardust.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
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︎ Jun 20 2021
For my birthday my brother bought me an elephant for my room.
I said "Thanks." He said "Don't mention it."
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︎ May 15 2021
What was David Bowieβs favourite Christmas dessert?
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︎ Dec 28 2019
David Bowie's David Bowie bowie knife
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︎ May 03 2018
Pink Floyd's "The Gnome" and David Bowie's "The Laughing Gnome" were released within a month of each other.
It was bignomeial.
Courtesy of my dad.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
I bought my Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday..
Just so glad She's now finally independent..
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︎ May 28 2021
Did you know Bing Crosby gave David Bowie a pom pom for Christmas?
And not just any old pom pom but a proper pom pom!
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︎ Dec 16 2019
My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
Now we just call him Dav. I'm so mad
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︎ Jun 26 2021
"Hello, my name is David and I've lost my ID".
Guy at the lost and found department: "Alright, Dav. "
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︎ Jun 26 2021
I gave my dad his 50th birthday card.
He said: "One would have been enough."
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︎ Jun 10 2021
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︎ Jun 11 2021
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
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︎ Mar 19 2021
David Tennant doesnβt get fired
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︎ Jun 18 2021
I donβt understand why my son was so upset I gave him broken down cardboard for his birthday.
Heβs the one who kept asking for an ex-box.
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︎ May 27 2021
How did Darth Vader know what Luke had got him for his birthday?
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︎ May 28 2021
For my birthday I got a t-shirt that says "I'm a nudist."
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︎ Jun 13 2021
My son came up with this gem just now during his birthday dinner:
What kind of beans do you find in a measuring cup?
Pint-o beans!
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︎ May 17 2021
What do you gift a ghost for itβs birthday?
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︎ Jun 24 2021
Help with a David Bowie pun?
I would like to combine a Bowie song lyric/title and a business involving cakes and flowers but I am really bad at puns. If I could get some help that would be awesome. I mostly would like the pun to revolve around cake, but if it could include that and flowers that would be amazing.
Also awesome: David Bowie song titles/lyrics that are already applicable (i.e. "Sweet Thing")
I'm super awful at puns so any and all attempts are much appreciated!
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︎ Apr 23 2014
For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping.
Heβs in for a rude awakening.
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︎ May 24 2021
David Lee Roth has written a book about how he trained for ultra marathons by eating nothing but ham and cheese toasties...
It's called Running With The Breville
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︎ Jun 09 2021
last gift on birthday
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Doctor: "Relax David, It's just a small surgery. Don't panic!!"
Me: "But my name isn't David."
Doctor: "I know, I'm David."
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︎ Mar 01 2021
My mate bought me a terrible thesaurus for my birthday.
I just couldn't find the words to thank him.
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︎ Jun 15 2021
David Schwimmer of Friends once had an opportunity to try out for the Olympics but decided against it.
He didnβt want to be an Olympic Schwimmer.
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︎ May 30 2021
What does a clam do on his birthday?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Todayβs my husbandβs birthday and heβs a huge pencil enthusiast. I got him a great gift
Seems like someoneβs gonna get lead tonight.
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︎ May 25 2021
I don't think I'll be able to tell you the whole story about the rich kid's birthday presents
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︎ Jun 18 2021
For my first birthday, my father gifted me a set of gaming cubes supposedly owned by Al Capone...
I've been spending most my life playing with a gangster's pair of dice.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
I threw my blind wife with a surprise birthday party
She never saw it coming!
Edit: I changed the title and still has a typo -.-`
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︎ May 14 2021
Vanilla Ice sampled David Bowie and Queen on "Ice Ice Baby".
If he sampled them for an entire album, it would be a...
Bohemian Rhapsody Bowie mean rap CD
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︎ Mar 23 2017
David Bowie's Culinary Enterprises
David Bowie is reported to be opening a pop-up one time food stand next Saturday in Santa Monica. There will be Gyros, but just for one day.
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︎ Dec 12 2015
Arr Appy Birthday
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︎ Apr 19 2021
David Beckhamβs son arrived for football training.
He asked the coach, βWhat number shirt am I?β
The coach said βWear four out there, Romeoβ.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
The cast of βFriendsβ got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
My uncle smokes and loves David Bowie:
We call him Ciggy Stardust.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
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︎ Jun 05 2021
My friend David lost his ID
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︎ Jun 26 2021
What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?
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︎ Jun 20 2021
What did the one-eyed pirate say on his 80th birthday?
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︎ Jun 12 2021
My friend David had his ID stolen.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
I recently bought my only Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.
.. just so glad She's now finally independent.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said...
"You know, one would have been enough."
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︎ Mar 14 2021
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