The roosters and hens were staging an uprising...
They called it a chicken coup
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience
The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this because of a coo sticks.
Why did Bono fall off the stage and break a leg?
He got too close to the edge.
I've written a stage representation of a story in which all lines are puns, and the stage is covered with the pages of a dictionary...
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
If jesus was a rapper, what would be his stage name?
I just found out that Bill Nye is just a stage name.
His real name is William New Year’s Eve.
Jokes about bipedalism are the best jokes to tell on stage.
They form the basis of standup comedy.
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
At a conference there was the most courageous person who went by the name Sam. Before he got on the stage to deliver his impressive speech, all attendees begged him not to sing.
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
It occurs to me at this stage the election has become sexist.
All I see are male in ballots.
What did the director of the stage production of Cinderella say, after the lead called out sick before opening night?
Get the understudy, the shoe, must go on!
Watching a little tadpole swim around from one stage of life to another is fascinating.
I just love watching the frogress.
I sang karaoke the other day.
I started with Danger Zone, followed by I'm All Right, Return to Pooh Corner, and Conviction of the Heart. Finally after finishing Danny's Song, they kicked me off the stage for too many failed Loggins attempts.
What is the quickest stage of the Tour de France
There are 4 stages of life and they all involve Santa.
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You believe in Santa.
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You don’t believe in Santa.
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You are Santa.
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You look like Santa.
The cake shows up to the talent show and takes center stage. When the judge asks what is his talent. He replies...
Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
I recently staged an intervention for my religious feline addict.
Needless to say, he's not a Catholic anymore.
What happened to the cobra comedian when it bombed on stage?
I went to The Weeknd's concert. He invited me onstage to sing the chorus to one of his songs!
But there were so many stage lights turned towards me that…
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights.
My wife just informed me that “terrible two” refers to a kids in a specific developmental stage
And all this time that’s how I always referred to my two kids at all times
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
A comedian would do a set, each show, where he sprinted to either side of the stage with his mouth tied up.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
We have reached a stage of enlightenment ladies and gentlemen
My 8yr old daughter got me with "I can breathe under water"
She filled a cup of water placed it on her head and began to violently and rapidly breathe in and out. The force is strong with her.
For a while Houdini used a trap door for every show he did.
But it was just a stage he was going through.
I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks “I wonder if she’s from Sweden” another friend says “maybe Norway?” My final friend asks “do you thinks she’s Finnish?”
I boastfully reply “I fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”
I hope they practiced their frequency before going on stage (image is not mine)
Why do we say break a leg in the theatre?
Its because everyone in the play is in a cast
The mayor of Cowville hosted a citywide celebration of their milk. At the opening ceremony the mayor stood proudly above a pool of milk to show the exceptional quality. Unfortunately as he left the stage he fell into the pool of milk. The townsmen quickly rescued him and asked if he was okay:
"Yes", he said, "I'm all-white".
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off an auditoriums walls to surround the audience, however
The sound from a pigeon does not, because a coo sticks.
I just found out that Bill Nye is just his stage name.
His real name is William New Years Eve.
Did you here? They made a stage production of the dictionary.
The three stages of man:
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He believes in Santa.
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He doesn't believe in Santa.
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He is Santa.
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.
The reason is a coo sticks.
Today I found out that Bill Nye is a stage name.
His real name is William New Years Eve.
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