They have gone pear-shaped.
It's a complex complex complex.
I have a complex complex complex
It was udderly pointless.
A mootant
One day his assistant saw the mad scientist on top of the fly, sketching out some new ideas
Assistant: what on earth are you doing?
mad scientist looks up from his work.
Mad scientist: I like creating stuff on the fly.
He had a complex complex complex.
They could call them CRISPRs
They can’t croak.
If you’re doing dangerous work on a platform that’s held together by screwed in bolts, then your life is hanging by a thread.
Shoot out all your engineer/engineering puns, fellas!
But it took balls of steel to make the first bearings.
It's baffling.
Because his name was "Robert"
So I grounded him
A steam punk!
"Allah bored"
Yahoo! ;)
A truss fund baby.
The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....
Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
they make revisions
All you have to do is stay on track
Baerings.
Elongate
He was training all day.
Because It's Not Google...
They are looking at your shoes when they talk to you instead of their own.
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."
A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.
Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.
Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note.
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."
Audios
He found his locomotive.
She said they were in the non-friction section.
A pro-grammar
Was told by a friend's father!
So I told my son that the car might be “sick”.
My son said: “does it have the Car-onavirus?” And started cracking up.
It wooden start.
It’s a complex complex complex.
He went to the psychiatrist and he discovered it was more than just a fear. He has a complex complex complex complex
The Doctor sent him to a specialised centre.. It was the complex complex complex complex complex.
Unfortunately, it was an over-engineered building. Yes, it was a complex complex complex complex complex complex.
It's a complex complex complex.
You could say I have a complex complex complex.
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself the next hitler
