An electrician came home very late when night and his wife said
"Wire you insulate"
And he replied "Watts it to you? I'm Ohm ain't I?"
This is the first Dad joke I remember hearing, and it came from my older brother.
(We're not grading for quality here, right?)
What do electricians eat for breakfast?
How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
What did the electrician say to calm down?
Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What does the electrician say when he meditates?
When people find out im a bad electrician ...
... they are usually shocked
What did the electrician say when his kid stuck his finger in the socket?
I've made up my mind. I'm choosing a career path as an electrician.
I just found out you get to work with dikes and strippers.
What do you call an Irish electrician hanging from your ceiling?
What's an electrician's favourite band?
Told my wife I was quitting my job today to become an electrician
I’m giving up being an electrician.
What did the electrician do to his son when he found him playing with electrical wires?
What do you call a detective electrician?
I’ve got a friend who is an electrician and a part-time detective
We call him Sherlock Ohms.
I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house
What is a electricians least favourite peace of clothing?
An electrician asks if I could hand him his step ladder. I said sure no problem.
He said “Thanks! I never knew my real ladder.”
Why was the electrician happy to arrive at his house after work?
Because there’s no place like ohm.
My son didn't understand what i do as an electrician.
He was shocked after i explained.
An electrician...
....tested positive today
Did you hear about the electrician who hired an Octopus?
Because many hands make lights work
Got fired as an electrician over safety concerns
But I think their fears were ungrounded
What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair?
An electrician, a mecanician and an informatician are making a roadtrip
They're in a car in the middle of nowhere. Suddenly, the car starts making noise and stops completely.
The electrician quickly says: it must be the spark plugs! I will take a look and change them.
The mecanician responds : no it's the transmission! I gotta jack the car and make sure the clutch is ok.
The informatician confidently asks: what if we just get out of the car and come right back in?
What do you say to an electrician that has no confidence?
Why do electricians make good music ?
They always have an extension chord
I believe electricians are really clever thinkers.
They often have lightbulb moments.
My dad was and electrician,
He was shocked when I was born.
My dad actually used this one on me today. I have so much to learn.
Those German electricians really work together when their Cities have power outages.
Many Hans make light work.
What’s a good thing to give an electrician who’s also a redditor?
An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office. I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.
He said no, this is light.
Found out I'm the worst plumber/electrician in the world when I rewired the toilet.
It was a massive shock to the cistern.
What did the electrician say about when they get zapped?
"Shockingly, no matter how many times the experience cycles, it still always Hertz."
Kid calls dad who’s an electrician since he’s running late for dinner
Dad picks up, kid asks “when do you think you’ll be back for dinner”
Dad replies “I’ll be ohm when I get ohm”
Why did the electrician go to the striper club?
Because he heard the wired were HOT!
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
why was the electrician in the hood?
When people find out I’m not a very good electrician
I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house.
People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
Why do electricians make good music ?
They always have an extension chord
People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician
People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a great electrician.
Most are shocked when they find out I am not a very good electrician.
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