What does the electrician say when he meditates?
What did the electrician do to his son when he found him playing with electrical wires?
Why was the electrician happy to arrive at his house after work?
Because there’s no place like ohm.
Did you hear about the electrician who hired an Octopus?
Because many hands make lights work
What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair?
What is the electrician's favorite rock band?
I don't know, they are all individuals who have their own taste in music.
Found out I'm the worst plumber/electrician in the world when I rewired the toilet.
It was a massive shock to the cistern.
Why did the electrician go to the striper club?
Because he heard the wired were HOT!
What did the electrician say about when they get zapped?
"Shockingly, no matter how many times the experience cycles, it still always Hertz."
why was the electrician in the hood?
Why did the electrician support LGBTQ people a lot?
Because he had a lot of trans sisters
I got fired from the electrician's union today for being bad at my job.
All of my co-workers were shocked.
What was the motivational electrician's motto?
If you can dream it, you conduit.
As a master electrician of 22 years, I've never had an accident on the job.
When I finally had an accident at work, I was shocked.
I didn't think the electrician would look so suprised when he forgot to turn off the braker but
he was completely shocked
What's the electrician's favorite band?
How do electricians warn each other about dangers on the job?
"Careful: this mega hurts"
The lights in my house just went out so I have to call an electrician.
I’m unable to deal with the current situation.
What did the electrician say when he found out the plug was broken?
I must conduct an investigation
What did the electrician ask the police officer, when he got arrested?
What does the electrician say when his book of jobs is full and somebody calls in and needs him to do one more for him?
I currently dont have capacity to do anything more.
Why did the stressed out guy call the electrician when his therapist was booked?
What's the difference between someone who bought a house and someone who practices their electrician skills?
One's a home owner and the other's an ohm honer.
Being an electrician really wasn't the career I wanted
But I still went to work every day with a conduit attitude.
-My neighbor
I just had a pun about electricians stripping to make ends meet. I run a pun hashtag on my Facebook. Here are the rest.
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What did the electrician do to the bad circuit?
What shocked the electrician on TV?
What did the group of confused electricians says?
Wire we here? Watt are we doing?
What did the electrician say when he was fired?
I used to know a Cherokee Indian who was an electrician on the side. His name was "Many Hands".
He always said, "Many Hands make light work."
What did the electrician Dad say to his son when the boy came home at 2:00 in the morning?
The electrician doing some work in my house today is definitely a dad.
An electrician I hired to do some work in my house today has been tasked to install a combination heat lamp / exhaust fan unit in my bathroom. After installing it though, we found out the fan has a defect and its blades are slightly clipping the cowl.
Me: "Well, that sucks."
Him: "That's what it's supposed to do."
I walked right into that one.
What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?
Can an electrician here help me reduce the power to our stereo by 4 joules per second?
My kids keep listening to a song and apparently want me to make it a little quieter, or "turn down 4 watts"
Two electricians I was talking to were arguing over the quality of the duct sealing work in a panel...
"that right there is the duct seal"
"that ain't no duct seal"
"look here! Ain't no ducks gettin through that there seal!"
My Dad the Electrician
My dad, an electrician, just changed a lightbulb. The new bulb lit up and started humming. "Do you know why it's humming?" he asked. I was thinking it had to do with electrical current causing something to vibrate, but before I could answer, dad interjects "Because it doesn't know the words!"
What did the philosophical electrician say?
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