Told my wife I was quitting my job today to become an electrician
what do you call a detective electrician?
I’ve got a friend who is an electrician and a part-time detective
We call him Sherlock Ohms.
An electrician asks if I could hand him his step ladder. I said sure no problem.
He said “Thanks! I never knew my real ladder.”
What is a electricians least favourite peace of clothing?
I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house
My son didn't understand what i do as an electrician.
He was shocked after i explained.
Did you hear about the electrician who hired an Octopus?
Because many hands make lights work
An electrician...
....tested positive today
Why was the electrician happy to arrive at his house after work?
Because there’s no place like ohm.
What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair?
An electrician, a mecanician and an informatician are making a roadtrip
They're in a car in the middle of nowhere. Suddenly, the car starts making noise and stops completely.
The electrician quickly says: it must be the spark plugs! I will take a look and change them.
The mecanician responds : no it's the transmission! I gotta jack the car and make sure the clutch is ok.
The informatician confidently asks: what if we just get out of the car and come right back in?
My dad was and electrician,
He was shocked when I was born.
My dad actually used this one on me today. I have so much to learn.
Why do electricians make good music ?
They always have an extension chord
Got fired as an electrician over safety concerns
But I think their fears were ungrounded
Those German electricians really work together when their Cities have power outages.
Many Hans make light work.
What do you say to an electrician that has no confidence?
I believe electricians are really clever thinkers.
They often have lightbulb moments.
Found out I'm the worst plumber/electrician in the world when I rewired the toilet.
It was a massive shock to the cistern.
What is the electrician's favorite rock band?
I don't know, they are all individuals who have their own taste in music.
An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office. I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.
He said no, this is light.
What’s a good thing to give an electrician who’s also a redditor?
Why did the electrician go to the striper club?
Because he heard the wired were HOT!
Kid calls dad who’s an electrician since he’s running late for dinner
Dad picks up, kid asks “when do you think you’ll be back for dinner”
Dad replies “I’ll be ohm when I get ohm”
People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
What did the electrician say about when they get zapped?
"Shockingly, no matter how many times the experience cycles, it still always Hertz."
I’ve just failed my electricians exam.
Ah well, I’ll just keep plugging away and try again.
I was an electrician once
why was the electrician in the hood?
An electrician is contracted to do some work in Africa
He works in Africa setting up the electrical systems for the schools and hospitals that a mission is helping build. During his work there he meets a pastor and they chat and eventually become friends. One day the electrician mentions to his friend the idea that the priest should say some prayers for the system once him and his co-workers are finished setting up the electrical system.
A couple years later, the priest is at a charity event where he is talking to the various guests.
One asks "I heard you did work in Africa, what exactly did you do there?"
And the priest replies "I blessed the mains down in Africa".
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
Have you ever had a conversation with an electrician?
They know all about the current affairs.
What's an Electricians favorite band?
Why did the electrician support LGBTQ people a lot?
Because he had a lot of trans sisters
Electricians during this rough period...
Just as a matter of interest will Electricians be "self isolating" under the "current" situation and staying at "Ohm" ?
What was the motivational electrician's motto?
If you can dream it, you conduit.
I got fired from the electrician's union today for being bad at my job.
All of my co-workers were shocked.
I just found out my wife has been seeing an electrician behind my back
As a master electrician of 22 years, I've never had an accident on the job.
When I finally had an accident at work, I was shocked.
I didn't think the electrician would look so suprised when he forgot to turn off the braker but
he was completely shocked
What do you call a detective electrician?
I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house.
Why do electricians make good music ?
They always have an extension chord
People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a great electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
Most are shocked when they find out I am not a very good electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician
What’s an electrician’s favourite band?
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
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