How does a locksmith fix a lock?
A locksmith had to go to court to give evidence last week.
Apparently he was the key witness.
Stolen from dad jokes.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open during lockdown?
Locksmith friend of mine just retired, said he never once got rained out.
It seems that all of his work was in doors.
Why are locksmiths considered great bosses?
Cause they believe in an open door approach
Did you hear about the locksmith convention coming to town?
I hear they've got the keynote speaker locked up.
Why do locksmiths love covid?
Everyone keeps thanking key workers.
I asked my local locksmith why he's still open during these crazy times. Turns out he's a key worker.
So is the piano shop owner next door.
A musician walks into a locksmiths, and asks them:
"Do you have any spare keys?"
I once was in an acapella group with a locksmith.
He had trouble finding the right key.
I needed to get my locks changed, but all the locksmiths were closed... I thought they were key workers?
I cant believe that locksmiths aren't working in some places
They are key workers after all
A shout out to Locksmiths.....
.... the original key workers.
Locksmiths are still working during the quarantine
Because they're key workers
Call the locksmith or chef Boyardee
Did you hear about the guy at the locksmith convention who got onstage and talked about music?
He was the Key Note speaker!
My limbo dancer friend married a locksmith yesterday.
Why did the locksmith have a side job as a piano instructor?
He always knows the right key
How did the locksmith feel about his job?
What is a locksmith's favorite instrument?
What’s a locksmith’s favorite vehicle brand?
What’s a locksmith’s favorite kind of pasta?
I bought a dog from a locksmith...
When I got it home it made a bolt for the door.
What do a locksmith and a Jewish deli owner have in common?
They always need to have back up locks (lox).
What is the favorite dance move of locksmiths?
What's the name of a locksmith with a lisp?
I guess you could say that a wealthy locksmith...
I had trouble getting into my vacation home in Russia. I had to call a locksmith because...
I lost my Siberian Housekey
Did you hear about the new Hispanic Catholic locksmith?
"Llave Maria"
(p.s., "llave" is a key. But "aqui" is here. Thus we conclude that Mary is here.)
I needed to get my locks changed, but all the local locksmiths were closed...
I thought they were key workers?
A locksmith had to testify in court recently
What is a locksmith's favorite instrument?
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