It was clear to see that they had some key differences.
Now it’s in-bee-leavable!!!
I’m on the Key Toe Diet
His name was Padlocks.
so they installed a padlock.
The table cards each had small heart-shaped locks attached...
Me: "Hang on to those for tomorrow so you have something to put on your bagel."
My dad has a slight arabic accent. We approached an orange light and he said:
Dad: Another orange light
Me: It's because you're bad luck
Dad: No, I'm with numbers
Me: What?
Dad: I'm a lock with numbers, not a padlock
We were watching Netflix together and she notices a large padlock someone left on my table.
She picks it up and says "why do you have a lock?" And I say "I don't have a lock, you do!"
She sighs and puts it on the table, thinking she had outsmarted me. "Why does your table have a lock?" ... "Cause you put it there!"
I'll probably be single soon
