I used to get painful shocks when touching a doorknob...

...but not anymore! I'm ex-static!

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👤︎ u/Xero19
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?

Because of Loki.

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📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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I was asked to replace a doorknob

I said, "I'll handle this."

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📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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The workers installing a new doorknob in my house put it in incorrectly...

...They said anyone could’ve made that mistake. If you ask me, the whole thing was just badly handled.

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👤︎ u/xiaki
📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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I broke my doorknob when I turned it too hard

It was more than it could handle.

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👤︎ u/meatbased
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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Someone is stealing historic doorknobs in Rock Island

You'd think it'd be an open and shut case, but don't knock the police for not solving it yet.

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📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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You can't trust a doorknob

You never know when they'll turn on you.

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👤︎ u/Norsbane
📅︎ Feb 05 2016
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📅︎ Mar 23 2015
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John is having a bad day.

John is having a bad day... He tried to button his shirt and the button fell off. He picked up his briefcase and the handle fell off. He went to the door and the doorknob fell off. Now he's afraid to pee.

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👤︎ u/sstterry1
📅︎ May 16 2019
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