The Padlock Puns

A list of puns related to "The Padlock"

I use to think that I had the exact same padlock as my friend, but upon closer inspection..

It was clear to see that they had some key differences.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/yellgames01
šŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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I put a padlock on the refrigerator and superglued the key to the bottom of my big toe.

Iā€™m on the Key Toe Diet

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/boogerknows
šŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Dadjoked my girlfriend while watching netflix

We were watching Netflix together and she notices a large padlock someone left on my table.

She picks it up and says "why do you have a lock?" And I say "I don't have a lock, you do!"

She sighs and puts it on the table, thinking she had outsmarted me. "Why does your table have a lock?" ... "Cause you put it there!"

I'll probably be single soon

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/zython
šŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2014
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