5 Hilarious Aria Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A basso, I could hit none of the notes for the solo of the opera, A Streetcar Named Desire...

But that's not my aria of expertise.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Apr 02 2021

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I saw a critic of dramatic musicals pick up some women. He's a smooth opera rater.

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👤︎ u/KickballJesus

📅︎ Jun 08 2017

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My friend was a professional opera soloist...

It was her aria of expertise.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 09 2020

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What did the opera singer say to his girlfriend while out for supper?

Aria going to finish that?

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev

📅︎ Feb 01 2019

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What do you call an opera singer who can't fight this feeling to keep on loving you?

Aria Speedwagon

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👤︎ u/Mstrchapl

📅︎ May 24 2018

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