5 Hilarious Ballad Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I wrote a ballad about tortillas.

It's actually a wrap.

👍︎ 100

💬︎

👤︎ u/jfshay

📅︎ Jan 28 2021

🚨︎ report

What's a skeleton's favorite hair ballad?

NoBODY's Fool - Cinderella

👍︎ 2

💬︎

👤︎ u/VAOkie

📅︎ Apr 08 2021

🚨︎ report

I learned to empathize with the homeless by singing Mark Knopfler's ballads

They made me feel like I was in dire straits.

👍︎ 2

💬︎

👤︎ u/Crazy-Cat-Gentleman

📅︎ May 02 2018

🚨︎ report

I made up a song about my vegetarian dinner last night

It was a salad ballad

👍︎ 3

💬︎

👤︎ u/FreeTuckerCase

📅︎ Jul 23 2020

🚨︎ report

My uncle to my cousin about a bunch of churchgoers singing in CiCi's pizza place.

Cousin: They had just got back from church or something and all of them were just singing gospel stuff or something

Uncle: Oh, were they singing a bowlful of salad? I mean a soulful ballad?

The man is a legend.

👍︎ 2

💬︎

👤︎ u/youforgot11

📅︎ Jul 14 2014

🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.